"You didn't hear this from me, but the All-Star Game captains are going to be Olli Jokinen and Sean Avery. The whole Crosby/Toews/Ovechkin thing? Smokescreen, baby. Pure smokescreen."
over 1 year ago
Paperwork Ninja
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if you would have said Steve Ott (or Phaneuf) and Sean Avery… then I might have believed you.
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
They had to go with Olli.
They needed someone foreign, exotic… European. Someone whose name was likely not a magical phrase to unleash a extra-dimensional horror (see also Jaarko Ruutu, Tuomo Ruutu, Teemu Selanne, and Tuukka Rask) that might accidentally be sung by a death-metal band. Someone who liked waffles.
Olli was their man.
























