Monday Links: Fingers Crossed for No Golf Injuries Edition

by bradflick55 on Oct 3, 2011 11:30 AM CDT

This one time, I went golfing and now I play for a shitty team.

The 14 Fund Charity Golf event is today. Please, nobody... NOBODY... get hurt.

Blues News

Season preview from NHL.com. Didn't they just say this exact same shit in the 30-in-30? [NHL]
NBC picks the Blues to sneak into the playoffs. [NBC Sports]
With Crombeen going down, Reaves got the chance to stay on the NHL roster and he wishes to build upon his surprising performance at the end of last season. [P-D]

NHL/Hockey News

Sidney Crosby will miss the Penguins' opening game. Oh, darn. [NHL]
Barry Melrose is now also at NHL.com with a new, weekly segment every Monday. Today, he talks about teams with the most on the line this season. [NHL]
Teemu Selanne will be a rock star as the Ducks take the ice in Finland this week. [NBC Sports]
Clarke MacArthur of the Leafs referred to the new NHL as the "No Hit League." This instance is also the first time I've heard anyone make a joke about the NHL with its letters. Also, you're a pussy, Clarke. Think before you hit. Iiiiit's... not that hard. [The Chronicle Herald]
I'm not going to make a stupid pun here: Brendan Saad is probably going to be on the Blackhawks' roster to open the season. [Post-Gazette]
Jochen Hecht and the Sabres played his hometown team in Germany for an exhibition game and he was forced to sit out with post-concussion symptoms. Bummer. [Sporting News]
If you have AT&T U-verse, you're not going to have NHL Network anymore. Ffffff... [Reuters]
Teams that stumble out of the blocks during the opening months of the season have it rough, Wysh writes. [Puck Daddy]

Other Stuff

It's the motherfucking '90s. [Vimeo]
Nicholas Cage is immortal... because he's a vampire. [Metro UK]
Arrested Development will be returning to TV to lead into the movie. [LA Times]

Monday Video

We're going to do a series of videos to lead into the season this Saturday, thanks to TheDuke32. Part 1 of Mr. T's "Be Somebody Or Be Somebody's Fool."

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Wait, it's the 90s?

Oh crap. I am so late for formation!

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Oct 3, 2011 12:54 PM CDT reply actions

I've spent a couple years hoping ATT U-Verse would head my way.

But if they won’t have the NHL Network, then they can eat my cock.

Fight Club writer for the print edition of St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
The Throwdown Lowdown Report, only on The Bluenote Zone.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Oct 3, 2011 1:52 PM CDT reply actions

Graphical representation of AT&T's eating of DK's shlong:

B====D O:

Kent Huskins cares. Do you?

by bradflick55 on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions

wow um....

I got nuthin’.

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Anyone who says "Nuff said" or "Need I say more?" needs to be elbowed in the cock.

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