Blues News

• LaRussa will be dropping the puck this Friday at "Cardinals Night With the Blues." [NBC Sports]
• Feeling Chorney? [P-D]
• Fuck pilots. Killin' Pavol Demitra and shit. This information angers me. [P-D]

NHL/Hockey News

• The NHL and Discover are bringing you some turkey-flavored pucks on Black Friday. Detroit and Boston will face-off while you shit stuffing and go to Best Buy. [ESPN]
• Avery practiced with the Rangers, but he'll be riding the Press Box tonight versus Anaheim. [Washington Post]
• Results from last night. [SF Chronicle]
• The Red Wings are punchless. Let's keep punching them, because they won't punch back. Best fight ever. [NHL]
• Ovechkin is peeved. Peeved, I say. [LFP]
• Crosby has a concussion. Who knew? [SJ Mercury News]
• Ryan Nugent-Hopkins is doing all the work. [USA Today]
• Dustin Penner sucks. [Puck Daddy]

Other Stuff

• The Rabbit Hopping Championships is a thing that happens. [Buzzfeed]
• 7 stupid fucking things that sports writers write about when they're bored. [Cracked]
• This badass American wrote a letter on Hitler's stationary. [Gizmodo]

Thursday Video

My favorite new band is "Here Come the Mummies," a comedy funk/R&B group. Here's a live performance of their hit song, "Pants." You'll never hear a tighter horn section. Warning: May Contain Double Entendre.

Hartigan is here tomorrow. Fuckin'-a, brah.

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