What is best in life, Conan?
To be detoured from your trip home to write a wrap-up by an offer of a Christmas party that features, "booze, dildos and lots and lots of Crave Cases." (21 votes)
To laugh at San Jose for nullifying Joe Thornton by 'protecting' him with wingers who can't score in McGinn and Brad F. Winchester. (23 votes)
To not care that Thornton received zero punches to his nose because the Blues received two points in the standings. (50 votes)
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women. (91 votes)
185 total votes