Police Report for Donut King during #EpicDec.

by DanGNR on Dec 19, 2011 4:18 PM CST

Case Number: SLGT 12/18/2011/305/H/7-10

Incident: Public Intoxication during #EpicDec

Location of Incident: The Worst Bar in the History of EVER.

Date of Report: 18 December 2011

At approximately 0940 Hours on the 18th of December, 2011, Donut King, BluesMay, and CrossCheckRaise met with DanGNR in their hotel room in Nashville, TN to discuss the previous evenings activities. (Some are referring to these activities as #EpicDec) During said discussions, Mr. King noted his lack of recollection of the previous evenings activities. It should be noted the time of this incident was immediately following the Blues vs ~~sexual~~ Predators game at the Gaylord Arena in downtown Nashville TN.

Mr. King's exact quote:

Man, I can't remember anything after we got to the bar last night.

Immediately following Mr. King's statement, Mr. GNR* informed Mr. King and the others there was physical evidence of Mr. King's activities at said bar during the time he reported this lack of recollection. Specifically, Mr. GNR informed Mr. King that he had video of Mr. King's activities during the period in question.

Mr. GNR's exact quote:

You don't remember? Well I have video of you from last night.

Immediately after being informed of this evidence, a photo of Mr. King's face was taken and is posted below for reference.

The video DanGNR recorded during this "lack of recollection" period for Mr. King's activities is posted HERE and after the jump.

Enjoy.

* It should be noted that Mr. GNR absolutely HATES guns and roses. Of similar note, it should also be noted that Mr. GNR absolutely loved the Game Night Revue. RIP GNR.

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by sarahconnors on Dec 19, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

This

is why they did not play that song at every Blues game this year.

by Bleedbluecp2 on Dec 19, 2011 4:45 PM CST reply actions

hahah

priceless

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by Marcus E Pettersson on Dec 19, 2011 5:20 PM CST reply actions

Nice singing all

It looks like a grand time was had by all.
Even if it isn’t remembered.

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Dec 20, 2011 7:23 AM CST reply actions

'twas a fine evening of near debauchery

or full on debauchery…not really sure

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by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Dec 20, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions

I was let off with a warning.

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by Donut King on Dec 20, 2011 11:02 PM CST reply actions

Not to mention...

That both Kate and I kept you from getting tossed at the game…
BTW, I hear that a certain links gal was also almost thrown out of the game… “You’re a bitc…..”

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

by DanGNR on Dec 21, 2011 11:29 AM CST up reply actions

let’s talk about how awesome I was at talking the security down to save said links gal’s ass.

we links gals have to stick together yanno

Link ninja/occasional writer of useful things at Stanley Cup of Chowder
Coverin' the bb B's at Something's Bruin
Watch me yell about stuff on the twitters
(also: Let's Go Bluuuuuuuues!)

by sarahconnors on Dec 21, 2011 1:39 PM CST up reply actions

Nothing like being drunk at a hockey game in an unfamiliar town.

We must do that again.

by Donut King on Dec 21, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions

i say shitcago

what could possibly go wrong /sarc

St Louis Blues - Season Ticket Holder - Sec 106
SUTA
Twitter: @jdandturkelton
What Exactly is a God Wand?
Anyone who says "Nuff said" or "Need I say more?" needs to be elbowed in the cock.

by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Dec 21, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions