Monday Links: Patrick Kane is Poo Edition

by bradflick55 on Feb 21, 2011 8:29 AM CST

If you watched any of the "Hockey Day in America" coverage yesterday, you saw NBC oggle over Patrick Kane and his American-ness. I don't care if he's American or not, I don't want to see that d-bag on TV. Let's beat the hell out of him and his team today, shall we?

Blues News

Afternoon hockey should be the only kind of hockey. Puck drops at 1 PM. [P-D Match-up Box]
Captain Shatnerkirk and his Big Stew made a strong first impression on Saturday night. [P-D]
The P-D didn't really preview today's game, but CBS has got our back on that front. [CBS]
Stew gon' give it to ya. [BND]
Remember, get drunk at Flannery's before today's game with your fellow Game Timers at the "Tweetup." [STLGT]
Don't post large images in today's GDT. Be fawkin' considerate, aight? [STLGT]

Hockey/NHL News

From the CHL: The Colorado Eagles' coach went all "Slap Shot" on the officials. No, he didn't go all Hanson and viciously beat them up. He went all Braden on them and stripped. [Puck Daddy]
Michigan Tech's goalie didn't have a fun Hockey Weekend in America. Denver scored a rink-length, shorthanded goal on him. [Puck Daddy]
Martin Brodeur is back in the line-up for the surging Devils who, for some strange fucking reason, have a shot at the playoffs now. [NJ.com]
A win from Pittsburgh yesterday would have been great, but the Hawks prevailed in the skills competition. Who thinks that the Hawks will be really tired this afternoon with playing 2 games with travel in less than a day? [Chicago Tribune]
54% of people polled want fighting to go away. How appropriate that I read this article in the Montreal Gazette. Pussies. [Montreal Gazette]
Yesterday's Heritage Classic, Canada's outdoor game, went off without a hitch, unless you're Montreal. This game was another where we needed help, but the Canadiens were D.O.A. yesterday. [NHL.com]

Other Stuff

Here's a web search engine that will find a website based on what mood you're in. Not recommended if you're having hot flashes. [Wild Mood Swings]
The magazine for men who can't make decisions. [Funny or Die]
This website is awesome. I've used it many times for finding the right underscoring track/song for a commercial. [Music to Use]

Monday Video

From Carnie comes some a dubstep remix featuring The Biebz. For those not in the know, he recently got shot and killed in an episode of CSI. I could watch this all day.

I'm covering for PCS for a while, so let's wish him well as he works his way to being a Poor College Graduate.

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Apparently the DJs who used to mix a lot of jungle and drum-n-bass have switched to dubstep.

To quote an old friend of mine “I haven’t heard my speakers thump like that since the time I forgot to let the underage hooker out of my trunk.”

by Paperwork Ninja on Feb 21, 2011 9:36 AM CST reply actions

Sadly this has happened. Which I’m not a fan of, because dubstep is much less fun to dance to.

Proud member of the Popsicle Division of the Cupcake Conference.

by Bman21212 on Feb 21, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions

So where do you put the spare tire

when having sex with an underage hooker in the trunk?

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Feb 21, 2011 11:37 PM CST up reply actions

Under her Justin Bieber Trapper Keeper, duh!

by BleedBlue42 on Feb 22, 2011 2:42 AM CST up reply actions

Modern mid-size cars have a lot more trunk room and better rear suspensions.

You can have a sound system, an underage hooker, and a dead body in there and no one will notice. And that’s just in the suburbs!

by Paperwork Ninja on Feb 22, 2011 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

FYI

David Makowski (DU player with the shorty link) played for the St Louis Bandits and graduated from CBC in ’07

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 21, 2011 9:51 AM CST reply actions

...and is a native of Wildwood.

He’s going on 22, if not 22 already (1989 birthdate), so not draft-eligible… but… maybe the Blues could throw a free-agent contract this kid’s way? Get themselves a Cam Janssen with actual hockey skillz?

I love ya, Cam Smash, but not taking up ten minutes of ice time or taking a roster spot away from Ryan Reaves, Philip McRae, or Nick Drazenovic.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 21, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions

Boo! Doom upon the Bandits!

I say this as a loyal Jr. Blues fan…

by Paperwork Ninja on Feb 21, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions

Bieber video is rec'd like...

…well, like the Bieber Fever was rec’d in the video.

Leave it to Carnie to find something like that.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 21, 2011 10:16 AM CST reply actions

anyone have a link

for the game on now?

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 21, 2011 10:34 AM CST reply actions

nevermind

my fantasy team shows a game at 10am
Then I realized it showed the Blues at 11am.
I’m not sure why it changed the time zone

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 21, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

I am rocking my blues jersey today! and bringing my lap top to my classes. Shit’s about to get real.

Yeah... I don't know what I am on either.

by Carnie on Feb 21, 2011 11:02 AM CST reply actions

It should be...

“Shat’s about to get real.”

by hartigan on Feb 21, 2011 11:10 AM CST up reply actions

Hot damn!

A game I can watch!

by haveblue on Feb 21, 2011 11:05 AM CST reply actions

Sure the hawks may be outscoring opponents 15-5 in their last 3 games

But we outscored teams 9-3 in our last 1. Chicago, you can suck it and suck it hard.

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Fueled. These new shores burn. Shadow, my sweet shadow, to you I look no more.

by BluesTiger on Feb 21, 2011 11:08 AM CST reply actions

The Blues are also outscoring their opponents 15-5 in their last three games.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Feb 21, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

about that CHL

coach i work for the missouri mavericks a CHL team here in KC and have met that guy a few times. That guy is a very intense guy and im kinda surprised he did not box the official

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Feb 21, 2011 11:28 AM CST reply actions