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Tuesday Links: "Back So Soon?" Edition

"WE LOST TEH GAYM SO DIS TRADE SUXXX," said the fair-weather jag-off in 119. We're 1-1 in the Chrisvin Stewenkirk era and now we get to test the short-term effects of the trade with Colorado coming to town tonight. How much you wanna bet that there's a "Thank You" video package tonight for Eeeej and Silent Jay?

Also, the "E.J.'s Juniors" section is still up in the top boxes due to sponsorship issues. I'm sure he'll  have a laugh at that tonight. I say we make it "B.J.'s Juniors" for obvious, funny reasons. Crombeeeeen.

Blues News

  • After energizing the fans so much with the trade and Saturday night's win to the point where I couldn't score free tickets to a matinee game, the old Blues returned during yesterday's second period against Chicago. [P-D]
  • Apparently, Captain Serious got serious, thus propelling Chicago to victory. [NHL.com]
  • Roman Polak got Turco'd yesterday. [YouTube]
  • It's time for that one feature on STLToday with Andy Strickland, so don't even click this link. (Everybody loves the trade, etc etc). [P-D]
  • Big Johnson is coming back tonight. Silent Jay is, too, but nobody cares enough for him to headline an article. Remember, "cult favorite." [NHL.com]
  • Matt Duchene will probably be in the line-up tonight for Colorado. [FOX]

Hockey News

  • Fuckface Eklund insists that Alexander Semin, who recently re-upped in Washington, is going to be traded. I'm trying to get him to believe one of my rumors. I suggest you do the same. [My Gatdamn Twitter]
  • Cue the Brass Bonanza: the Whalers and Bruins alumni played an outdoor game and it was awesome. Bring them back already, Bett Man. [Puck Daddy]
  • Nobody Loves Sheldon Souray. [Puck Daddy]
  • This trade was great for dicks who love rhyming headlines to go with their sports news. "PENS DEAL FOR NEAL." OH MAN, NICE ONE. [NHL.com]
  • Terrence M. Pegula, a former Buffalo season ticket holder, decided to up and buy the team. His reign starts today. [Buffalo News]
  • How many times have you read this headline in the past few years?: "Florida Panthers must start over." When is enough enough? [Miami Herald]
  • The Oilers' youth suuuure can score. [Montreal Gazette]

Other Stuff

  • I know this site looks fishy, but trust me, I use it to watch movies I don't want to pay for all the time. Just make sure your pop-up blocker is on. [Film FM]
  • Make clocks out of your old vinyl records. [Yanko Design]
  • He will never have a girlfriend! [Smosh]

Tuesday Video

Wrestling dominated the trending topics last night on Twitter, so I guess it's popular again. This video goes out to your prospect guru, Tomorrows Blues. Dawg, if you aren't familiar with "Botchamania" and its 150+ episodes, let me introduce you. Anything with Steve "Mongo" McMichael is great.

I'm going to California for a few weeks, making it even easier to do the links. See you in the Pacific timezone starting tomorrow. Hoobastank.

gametimelinks AT gmail DOT com

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Can we just call Eklund's cell and fart...then again, he might take that as a trade tip

St Louis Blues - Season Ticket Holder - Sec 106
SUTA
What Exactly is a God Wand?
Anyone who says "Nuff said" or "Need I say more?" needs to be elbowed in the cock.

by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Feb 22, 2011 6:29 AM CST reply actions  

SWEET ZOMBIES!

The guy from super troopers who correctly believes the snozzberries taste like snozzberries is railing christina hendricks the big boobe redhead from mad men. THERES HOPE FOR ALL OF US!

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Jay McClement for Selke in 2011. Justice will be served. Penalties will be killed.

by Icion on Feb 22, 2011 7:45 AM CST reply actions  

...and I quote

jprutherford Jeremy Rutherford
… No question about it and I mean it with all due respect."
5 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

jprutherford Jeremy Rutherford
Erik Johnson called into the “Blues Beat” Monday night on @590TheFanKFNS. "I’m going to make Doug Armstrong regret trading me …

Part of me hopes he does

St Louis Blues - Season Ticket Holder - Sec 106
SUTA
What Exactly is a God Wand?
Anyone who says "Nuff said" or "Need I say more?" needs to be elbowed in the cock.

by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Feb 22, 2011 7:48 AM CST reply actions  

A larger part of me hopes he doesn't

Still, if all players involved live up to the trade, I still think we got the better part of the deal, or at least didn’t get hosed.

by Bluesforever on Feb 22, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

^ Completely Agree ^

David Backes haunts Freddy Krueger's dreams...

by YellowHead517 on Feb 22, 2011 11:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Is the Avs new Gentle Giant really that cocky?

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by i2strange97 on Feb 22, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

i guess he can be

but hes never really walked the walk after talking aside from the olympics

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Feb 22, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW… bitchin sig.

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by i2strange97 on Feb 22, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

The excitement for tonights game: "Everyone is talking about it already over tea and cakes, and really excited."

Name the show that line is from, and bonus points for naming the city where the show was taping that special week.

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Feb 22, 2011 8:38 AM CST reply actions  

Wow, suprised nobody knew this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1MC1kjldbzw#t=23s

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Feb 22, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

NEVER MIND THAT SHIT

HERE COMES MONGO!!
Botchamania FTW

Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Feb 22, 2011 9:00 AM CST reply actions  

Botchamania izznit da shizznit...

“I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there…”

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 22, 2011 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

FACK!

 - The Iron Sheik

Haters gonna hate!
Go Royals, Chiefs and Blues!

by theroyalblues on Feb 22, 2011 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I've made the Cornette Face

At a few Blues games this year

Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Feb 22, 2011 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I may be in the minority here

But I think I’m more upset that they traded Silent Jay than I am Johnson. Seriously, I love that guy. Hopefully tonight’s game goes better than yesterdays. I broke out the signed MacInnis jersey for this one…

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Fueled. These new shores burn. Shadow, my sweet shadow, to you I look no more.

by BluesTiger on Feb 22, 2011 10:07 AM CST reply actions  

Not necessarily...

I’ll probably miss Silent Jay more than EJ, too.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 22, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Me too

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 22, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Does anybody else...

think it’s bullshit that NHL.com is saying that Toews’ speech was the reason the ’Hawks beat us yesterday?

I’d attribute our loss to our inability to play complete games. Last season it was 3rd periods, this season it’s the 2nd, next season it’ll probably be 1st periods. So by the 2012-2013 season we may be able to play for 60 minutes.

Toews is not only as monotone as Ben Stein, he’s also as close to being intelligent as Pat Kane is to being sober…

David Backes haunts Freddy Krueger's dreams...

by YellowHead517 on Feb 22, 2011 10:55 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

rec'd

Like khadaffy’s week. Splash two bitch.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Feb 22, 2011 3:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

flashback for that glorious khaddfy day

F-14 audio at bottom of page

http://www.ka8vit.com/sd/shootdown.htm

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Feb 22, 2011 3:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ah, if Eldorado Canyon had been a little better...

We’d have been talking about him in the past tense for twenty-five years. Karma 52’s presence is still missed, too.

by Paperwork Ninja on Feb 22, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh… two favorite teams playing against each other…

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by i2strange97 on Feb 22, 2011 11:45 AM CST reply actions  

It's all about perspective

When your two favorite play each other, hey, at least somebody’s going to win. But when Chicago plays Detroit, one of them is going to win, why can’t they both fucking lose?

by PersonalJustice on Feb 22, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Or maybe the building can catch fire? It’s a real possibility in Detoilet…

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by i2strange97 on Feb 22, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a curse

Ask Hildy.

Hildy’s Law.
It’s a FACT

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

by DanGNR on Feb 22, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

on the e.j's juniors

if we changed it to the t. j.’s juniors would that be as redundant as calling something the united missouri bank bank pavillion?

on the ej call in. hmm a player is so upset he is calling another cities radio talk shows to sob? I now completely wonder why ej didn’t man it up more on the ice this season. wait a sec. no i dont i wonder less.

And a harvest of righteousness is grown from the seed of peace planted by peacemakers.

by Childhood Trauma on Feb 22, 2011 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

in the first video

hes kinda pissed and then the 2nd he back tracks

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Feb 22, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't blame him.

I’d be pissed, among many other emotions.
But that’s the way the cookie crumbles. Mmmmmmmm cookies.

by hartigan on Feb 22, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

If I had to get my ass kicked by pissed off Stew or pissed off EJ… I’d take the EJ ass kicking in a heart beat. DO NOT MAKE STEWIE MAD…..

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by i2strange97 on Feb 22, 2011 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Nicknamed "Edge"?

I’ve never heard EJ referred to as Edge, does he have a nickname or is some writer just oblivious to the “Eeedge” pronunciation of EJ, like the middle part of squeegee.

by Perrowned on Feb 22, 2011 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought this, too.

I’m definitely thinking the EEEEEJ has been lost in translation. There is not much very Edgy about EJ (pronounced EEEEEJ).

Brad Winchester? Yeah.

by heycarrieann8 on Feb 22, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

United Missouri Bank Bank...

… where you can walk up to the automated teller machine machine, and enter your personal identification number number, and withdraw money from your individual retirement account account. Of course, you’ll incur an electronic transaction fee fee in the process.

by BleedBlue42 on Feb 22, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

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