Matt Cooke, you are the contents of a dirty douche bag.

Courtney Love's douche would look like filtered spring water compared to you.  

Someone needs to use an AHL tough guy to take him out. Tell the guy, "you will be suspended, we will pay your fines. You may not play again, we will keep you on the payroll, hell you weren't going to make it anyway".

I fucking hate Matt Cooke. Dirtier than Ricci, Probert, and Ott combined, though I hold a special place in the black of my heart for the hatred of those three, Cooke has made me find a deeper hate.

Pittsburg is a fucking joke for keeping that douche nozzel on the team.  The fact the NHL has not stepped in on this guy is a disgrace.  Put this guy on Edmonton and see if he ever plays a game in the NHL again after a hit like that.