Now, before you make some snide comment about baseball, fantasy sports or Fantasy Baseball (and yes, I will capitalize "Fantasy Baseball" because I can), let's get a few things straight: 1) Go fuck yourself. 2) Die in a fire. 3) This is for fun, not for money or for keeps. And 4) If you have any questions about any of this, please refer back to Points 1 and 2.

With THAT out of the way, I have a special opportunity for some of you who actually don't mind baseball.  Y'know, people like me.

Our own Hockey Professor is in his second year of running a Yahoo Fantasy Baseball League that several Game Time (Read: 10 total) folks participated in last season, including myself.  The league has quite the unique name . . . "St. Louis Brown Stockings".  It's a National League-only league (meaning if you pick up an American League player, you get the shit beaten out of you . . . or you're just not allowed to do it, one or the other).  Our draft is currently (and TENTATIVELY) scheduled for Sunday, March 27th at 2:30pm.  We can't have it much later than that, because Opening Day is on March 31st.  There are other rules and regulations but it's actually a pretty fun, fair league . . . if I don't say so myself.

Here's the problem: Right now, we've only got five teams set up, and we need 10 for a full league and an even number of teams to even DRAFT.  This is where YOU may come in.

If you're so inclined and you have a Yahoo account, JOIN US!  Here's the info:

LEAGUE URL: http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/stl_brown_stockings

LEAGUE PASSWORD (case sensitive): browns

We'd really like five more teams and we're only open to the next five to sign up, so we're looking forward to seeing some of you guys there.  Come on down!

Thanks gang, and Fuck Detroit!

DK