Monday Links: Blues Who? Edition

by bradflick55 on Mar 28, 2011 6:00 AM CDT

I bet you're thinking to yourself, "Hey, you chode, what's that headline about?"

Blues News

This. Nothing to see here.
Oh, wait, could there be yet another story about how the Blues are looking towards the future?
Nope, not today. Maybe tomorrow.

NHL/Hockey News

Dan Hamhuis got his shit rocked accidentally last night. A must-see collision. [Puck Daddy]
The Penguins have won the last 4 shoot-outs they've participated in. You call this a record? [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]
An ECHL player took down a purse snatcher. He also makes movies. What doesn't this man do? [Puck Daddy]
The Vancouver Canucks won 50 times in a season for the first time in their franchise history. First-round elimination? First-round elimination. [TDN]
New York put that puck up Boston's pooper. [NYDN]
The Ottawa Super Nintendos will be dropping their 3rd jersey moniker and be the Senators full time next season. [Icethetics]
Calgary can win out, but it probably won't do any good. [Montreal Gazette]
The Thrashers beat Ottawa in OT last night, but they're done for the season. [Ottawa Citizen]
Brad Boyes and the Sabres are an offensive juggernaut right now. Don't get too accustomed, Buffalo. He'll run out of steam soon enough. [Buffalo News]

Other Stuff

Own a giraffe. Like, no shit. [Sokoblovsky Farms]
What does your facial hair say about you? [burnabrain]
Ten websites that your homework despises. SLGT did not make the list sadly. [The Daily Collegian]

Monday Video

If you haven't noticed by now, I love local commercials.

Somebody give me a PLWI (posting links while intoxicated). Also, a medal.

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I love that commercial

Too bad it’s a fake, but still funny

Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Mar 28, 2011 7:23 AM CDT reply actions

Oh and the giraffe site

Fake as well

Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Mar 28, 2011 7:25 AM CDT up reply actions

Yeah, but it goes so well with the I Be-weave commercial....

They’re perfect for sitcoms or Flyers games!

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Mar 28, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions

Drunk links

Not near as many typos as I had and plenty hilarious.

I like dem.

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.

by Poor College Student on Mar 28, 2011 9:00 AM CDT reply actions

Dan Hamhuis...

We should take this time to convince him that his name is pronounced “Ham-wheeze” and that “Ham-hyooz” is incorrect.

Of course, it might also help the hockey world in general if we convince Ed Olczyk that the Chicago defenseman’s name is “Hyalmarson” and not “Chalmerson.”

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Mar 28, 2011 12:45 PM CDT reply actions

Or, as John Kelly pronounces it, "Jarmulson".

by BleedBlue42 on Mar 28, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions

Him, too.

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Mar 28, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions

Links should always be done drunk.

Fact.

Fight Club writer for the print edition of St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
The Throwdown Lowdown Report, only on The Bluenote Zone.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Mar 28, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions