Top 11 Reasons why Oshie scored from his knees.

by DanGNR on Apr 12, 2011 4:28 PM CDT

Top 11 Reasons why Oshie scored from his knees.

11) He learned from Towel Boy.

10) He can do anything in imaginationland.

09) Coach Payne told him that he could score if he got "down low" in the crease area.

08) He wanted to score on Mr. Rinne eye to eye.

07) His ankle was really bothering him.

06) He was worshiping Captain America for that pass.

05) He was actually just ducking behind the goal so that the pantless blue rat didn't see him.

04) The SLGT Morning Links guy didn’t scrape the ice well enough in the crease area.

03) He was looking for Walt’s teef. Found the puck instead. Then realized he was looking on the wrong end of the ice.

02) Because scoring from your knees is cheeky and fun.

01) With all that practice, Oshie knows, you have to get in proper position to score in the slot.

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Bahahaha.

Number one, giggles.

Does Brad Winchester even still play for this team anymore? I haven't heard his name since the trade deadline.

by heycarrieann8 on Apr 12, 2011 5:09 PM CDT reply actions

Fight Club writer for the print edition of St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
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And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Apr 12, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions

12

The art of creating magic from your knees is sacred. After spending his last 3 offseasons in Sauget, the Teej could do it in his sleep.

..if he were to in fact sleep on his knees

"... That bothered me, I'm telling you, that bothered me because 22 years of being around here with the jersey and stuff, stick up for yourself ... stick up for the jersey and think about the rest of the guys that did." - Chaser

by ilikeboyes on Apr 12, 2011 9:44 PM CDT reply actions

NUMBER 4.

HEY FUCK YOU I DON’T SWEEP THAT CREASE.

lulz

I push snow during TV time-outs. The Blues pay me in jumpsuits.

by bradflick55 on Apr 13, 2011 1:09 AM CDT reply actions

lol

I happen to know another guy (not named Brad Flick) that sweeps / scrapes / pushes snow during tv time outs…
You assumed I was referring to you… Which, actually, I hadn’t decided to which of you I was in fact referring to.

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

by DanGNR on Apr 13, 2011 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions