For the Blues: Video Screwjobville, a Song.

(With apologies to Moxy Früvous and their song "Video Bargainville.")

(We can make a call up to the war room, war room,
war room, it's not too far...ok.)

I know this fourth-line guy who says he'll split some heads in two,
we just got rogered, at Video Screwjobville...

We can take a trip up to the war room, it's not too far, but we need no car, there's a friendly phone ref speaks alone and time crawls slowly etched in stone. Once past the press box and the  cheap stands with a free bag of popcorn in your hand, you're ready for the worst, it's not a band, but a fine ignoring in video, land. Don't be too confused by the blind reviews from the back of the net, or above the net, all the angles you can use. The idiot-proofest videos in the land, maybe something redlined, maybe nothing scanned, uh, are kicking motions really banned? Perhaps it's something you can miss, like trends, or something that inevitably lends itself to timely curves and bends of carbon fiber and their friends. Perhaps it's 'Chelsea Dagger' with Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews, no that's not right, it was, Marian Hossa, everyone's favorite video... scorer?

I know this fourth-line guy who says he'll split some heads in two,
we just got rogered, at Video Screwjobville.

So contrary to the main design, most referees rarely Rewind but the jerks don't mind they'll just act blind, yet Jeremy Roenick's not resigned. There's a raging fuming section in the back, behind the goalie's conspiracy crack, and if you're just angry, we'll make you sick, scoring with the now-allowed Soccer-style kick.

I know this fourth-line guy who says he'll split some heads in two,
we just got rogered, at Video Screwjobville.

...once we had a team
was lucky 'gainst the Cup champs
was not a Screwjobville fan
pissed off the referee man

and soon there will be cheers from your TV so they ask you to heed this final plea, before it's all on NBC, you should watch more, and enjoy video screwjobs, galore.

I know this fourth-line guy who says he'll split some heads in two,
we just got rogered, at Video Screwjobville.