Wednesday Links: Hole-Filling Zookeepers Edition

Congratulations to Belfour on his HHOF induction. Ya dick.

Blues News

• Huh-huh...he said "filling holes." [P-D]
• Blues players will walk the red carpet for Kevin James' latest terrible movie at the St. Louis Zoo. [Blues]

NHL/Hockey News

• Anything would've beaten last year's shitty Hall of Fame class, even one with Ed Belfour. [NHL]
• Despite this improvement, Scott Burnside believes that the HHOF selection process needs a major overhaul. [ESPN]
• Here's one of the best re-alignment scenarios that I've seen. This map was way funnier when Colorado was somehow in Wyoming. [National Post]
• The Isles got the rights to Christian Ehrhoff and they don't have long to sign him. Will they pull it off? [Puck Daddy]
• Reports indicate that Jaromir Jagr will be making a decision on an NHL return tomorrow, either with Pittsburgh or Detroit. [PensBurgh]
• Brooks Laich made bank in Washington yesterday. [SB Nation]
• Free agency: wacky. [The Province]
• Every No. 1 pick in Edmonton is basically Gretzky, man. [Edmonton Journal]
• We saw a bunch of new jerseys unveiled at the draft, but there still are more to be seen. Find out who is dropping their shitty Reebok-era designs for more traditional endeavors here. [Icethetics]

Other Stuff

• A while back, I linked to a Justin Bieber song slowed down 800%. While that clip created some soothing, psychedelic shit, the same can't be said for the dial-up sound. Creepy. [YouTube]
• St. Louis might be crime-infested, but at least it ain't dirty. [Yahoo! Travel]
• Fuck USB ports by making both sides of the connector work. [Dornob]
• How to be a dick online: gaming edition. [Cracked]

Wednesday Video

Sex in the morning, sex all day. Best worst music video and song of the millenium.

Green screen. How does it work?

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