Ask and you shall receive: it's the return of F-You Friday

by gallagher on Jul 8, 2011 10:30 AM CDT

You know, momma always said that if you don't have anything nice to say, you say that shit after the jump.

Fuck you, everyone who needs to try to define this site. Yeah, that's right. I'm about tired, tired, tired of the bullshit. This site, just like our paper, has always been and always will be about the opinions of hardcore Blues fans. There is no set of editorial bulletpoints distributed to the staff every morning. There is no direction from anyone as to what the attitude of the site will be. Each writer is allowed to say whatever they want, virtually whenever they want. As such, there will be differing viewpoints. Some will be positive, some will be negative. All of them will most decidedly represent what at least part of the fanbase happens to be thinking or feeling. Anyone who is getting caught up in whether this site has 'gone negative' or (as we have been accused of as recently as a couple months ago) is being 'too positive' is simply overthinking it. We are fans, we have opinions, we make jokes. That's about as close to a mission statement as I've ever written. Get over yourselves, everyone.
Fuck you, snipers. As long as I'm bitching about people in Blues World, if you're running one of these other Blues sites and feel the need to constantly snipe at our editorial content or spend a lot of your time trying to draw an "us vs them" line in the ethernet, well knock yourself out. But rather than spending your time worrying about who we are or what we stand for or how we get readers or links on Puck Daddy, I have a suggestion for you: work on your own shit. Develop your own audience and quit worrying about ours. Readers come here for a reason; get over it and figure out a way to build your own. Oh, and if you're getting all excited thinking this is about your site specifically, don't. Because you're wrong.
Fuck you, summer. I'm seriously over watching the playoffs over and over and over again on the NHL Network. Bring on training camp, pre-season and the regular season again. Regardless of how good or mediocre the Blues will be this year, one thing never changes and that's my love of going to the games and putting too much time and emotional effort into rooting on this team. So seriously, summer, enough of your bullshit already - bring on the Fall.
Fuck you, dog shit. This animal that lives in my house has turned into a soft-serve shitting machine. Every walk I need to bring two bags. Every load is hot and soupy. On top of that, some other asshole in my neighborhood feels no need to clean up his dog's shit in my front yard. No worries, Neighbor! You wanna get nuts around here? You want total dogshit anarchy? Fine. My dog craps it's weight in ridiculously stinky slime every day and I'm more than happy to quit picking it up. Consider the countdown clock to dogshitmageddon officially ticking.
Fuck you, Hardcore Pawn. This show has done an excellent job of making me feel sorry for the city of Detroit for the first time ever. If this show is accurate, Detroit is a burned out shell and the people of the town are all beaten the fuck down. On top of that scene, you can't help but wonder, Is there any sadder place than a pawn shop in Detroit? Ug, what a disaster. Surprisingly, I may better understand why Wings fans tend to be such humorless assholes now, thanks to this show. Of course, that doesn't mean I don't still hate the Red Wings. I mean, seriously, fuck Detroit.

Now I feel better. Thanks to whomever it was who made the heartfelt request for the return of this feature. Now it's your turn - give us your most cathartic F-You in the comments.

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You’re so vain you probably think this Fuck You is about you.

I was in a foul mood, gave it a few “Fuck You’s,” and now I’m marginally better!

by hartigan on Jul 8, 2011 10:36 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Dammit

Now I’m going to be singing that fucking song all day. I hate you for that.

by annabelle151 on Jul 8, 2011 10:47 AM CDT reply actions

Fuck You Hartigan

Here’s your fucking fuck-laced comment, you fucking jerk. :P

by annabelle151 on Jul 8, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions

Fuck You Hartigan

For being so epic… you are a Life ruiner… you ruin peoples lives.

(because of sheer Awesomeness)

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Jul 8, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions

That!....

….was fucking awesome!

by BLACKFLAG203 on Jul 8, 2011 10:56 AM CDT reply actions

Dogshitmageddon

I learned a new word today!

Also, fuck Chicago. Mostly just on general prinicple, but also because of their hockey team. And the Cubs. Not so much the White Sox, they almost escaped in the 80s.

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Jul 8, 2011 11:05 AM CDT reply actions

Tell me the history on this White Sox thing.

I’m heading up to see a Sox fan and I need some cannon fodder (I.e. Info to test/rebut his supposed fan-ness prior to 2005).

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Jul 8, 2011 4:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Ask him where they were supposed to move back in the 1980s.

St. Petersburg, FL. I forget what stopped them.

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Jul 8, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions

Before Tampa acquired the expansion Rays...

… they tried to attract both the White Sox and the Giants.

The Cell was built as part of the effort to keep the Sox in Chicago. Wikilinky is here.

by BleedBlue42 on Jul 8, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions

Here's another link...

… from a 1988 issue of Sports Illustrated.

by BleedBlue42 on Jul 8, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions

fuck you fridays

a) are awesome, and
b) should be sponsored by brad fucking winchester.

just sayin.

Next in the Nate the Great mystery series: Nate the Great searches for a free-agent forward who doesn't blow dicks.

by NateTheGreat. on Jul 8, 2011 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

"You wanna get nuts?"

Talk to Louie and make sure to get his advice if any sort of -shitmageddon is to take place.

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.

by Poor College Student on Jul 8, 2011 11:39 AM CDT via mobile reply actions

game time rule

if you reference poo bombs, you gotta link to it. everyone should read or re-read this.

St. Louis Game Time

by averagejoe on Jul 8, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions

Okay, that was funny.

I just love the idea of Louie saying “I am a vengeful god.”

Hang on a sec…

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Jul 8, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions

Here we go.

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Jul 8, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

this might be my favorite one yet.

now, where’s the rec button….

SWYD

by gallagher on Jul 8, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions

I'll be using it in GDTs, no doubt.

I did one for the folks at Raw Charge of Guy Boucher looking rather amazed at something. They seemed to like it.

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Jul 8, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions

I think this is going to be my official "Blues Win A Fight" pic.

It might displace my current Joseph DuCreux “Wench Had Best Procure Mine Ducats” pic.

Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.

by Paperwork Ninja on Jul 8, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions

If there ever were a Rec Per Comment ratio . . .

PN wins that shit hands down.

Fight Club writer for the print edition of St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
The Throwdown Lowdown Report, only on The Bluenote Zone.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Jul 8, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions

Stealing my crown man.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Aren't you that guy who hates the blues?

by Icion on Jul 8, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions

It's a Fuck you Friday and I am not fucking pissed at ne 1

need Hildy to rant on Clear here…it could be epic.

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SUTA
What Exactly is a God Wand?
Anyone who says "Nuff said" or "Need I say more?" needs to be elbowed in the cock.

by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Jul 8, 2011 11:55 AM CDT reply actions

This

Oh, and if you’re getting all excited thinking this is about your site specifically, don’t. Because you’re wrong.

made me lol.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jul 8, 2011 12:29 PM CDT reply actions

im just finding o0ut there

are sites somewhere out there that might write about hockey, cos i look occasionally and the usual suspects. like the post disgrace and espn. nope no blues hockey there

is canoe.ca worried about this place? fuck em

AMERICAN CHEESE

And a harvest of righteousness is grown from the seed of peace planted by peacemakers.

by Childhood Trauma on Jul 8, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions

Fuck you, moving

It’s not even 1 and I’m exhausted. Now I have to drive a UHaul from StL to KC.

And fuck you KC, for not having Fox Sports Midwest.

And fuck you jobs, since I now need to find one.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Jul 8, 2011 12:29 PM CDT reply actions

OK, I guess you just reminded me how much i hate moving

Fuck you west county for being fucking expensive. Although living in Soulard has its advantages.

St Louis Blues - Season Ticket Holder - Sec 106
SUTA
What Exactly is a God Wand?
Anyone who says "Nuff said" or "Need I say more?" needs to be elbowed in the cock.

by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Jul 8, 2011 12:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

We have FoxSports Midwest

At least Dish Network does. During baseball season it goes under the guise of FoxSports KC and of course only shows Royals games thus giving you the opportunity to catch up with Joel Goldberg.

by HisownZone on Jul 8, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions

We have Time Warner, so I just found out

but I will find Bloozocky somewhere.

I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.

by Classic17 on Jul 9, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions

FUck You

Mother Nature, for making cherimoyas a seasonal fruit. You got me hooked on your crack and then cut my azz off cold.

Fuck you to the clownshoes service technician who parked in handicapped parking yesterday when you have no mobility issues. You lazy selfish prick, walk that extra 30 feet while you still can. In a perfect world they would let us bystanders smash you’re fucking toes with a 5lb pound sledge just so you can experience NOT being able to walk. Pretty fucking stupid thing to do with a company truck and all the cellphone cameras around.

Fuck you Redlands City Council for voting to demolish the historic MOD packinghouse. How you fuckos could turn your back on an awesome building that is in the historic ledger is beyond comprehension. Enjoy the recall you fucking rats, the fix may have been in for that vote but your azz is headed out of town on a rail. Too toot, all aboard.

Fuck you TSA, you goofs couldn’t find your azz with either hand. You let a fucking Nigerian scammer waltz through your security check with a bogus boarding pass not once but twice in the same week. It took a fucking gate person to finally catch the SOB while you want to grope my junk. My next trip Imma eating so much cabbage the night before just to say thank you for your diligence when you’re padding me down.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Jul 8, 2011 12:43 PM CDT reply actions

Hardcore Pawn is trainwreck TV

I just can’t stop looking at it

Also, fuck Detroit

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Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Jul 8, 2011 1:32 PM CDT reply actions

Fuck you, relationships.

Fuck you, guy who set out timezones such that I probably won’t get to see any live hockey for two years plus.
Fuck you, healthy food.
Fuck you, Shaun T.
Fuck you, Detroit.
Fuck you, Chicago.

Fuck you, Hardcore Pawn. Anyone seen the episode where they try to emphasize they’re there to help (ha you can’t help those fuckers) and then a little later in the show a guy brings in an antique toy wagon and he wants like $100 and they talk him down to $50 and when he leaves he’s like aw man I can get 2-3 grand for this easy. Fuck pawn shops.

by CakeEater07 on Jul 8, 2011 2:10 PM CDT reply actions

I like Hardcore Pawn......

take 5 minutes…research what you have and know the facts before you go in and negotiate with these dicks…….95% of those poeple that go into that shop think they have more than they do and they want top dollar for it……thats not what keeps pawn shops in business……

Honestly it just shows how truly uneducated most of Detroit really is…..

As for a Fuck You for Friday…….Fuck you all radiology departments at any facitlity in the St Louis area……My girl needs a job…..shes Xray and CT certified and has almost 4 years experience and theres jobs out there and you cant even call her……fuck you….and a special fuck you to BJC…….

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

by dablues7 on Jul 8, 2011 2:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

My mom works at Anderson, In Maryville (Idk if that's to far or not)

But have her apply there. its a good hospital. Ill see if my mom can help at all… (My Gpa WAS head of employment there but he retired last year.) but If i can convince her Ill see if my mom can recommend her. she’s been there forever… she works in the OB but knows EVERYONE… lol

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Jul 8, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions

Thanks RBR......

she has looked there but there were no positions open…….a lot of the places that have positions open dont even give her the courtesy of a thanks but no thanks call…….and its really pissing me off……

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

by dablues7 on Jul 8, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions

even if there isn't a position have her send a resume.

They still look at them even if they don’t have any “listed” openings.

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Jul 8, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions

I talked to her last night RBR....she applied for 3 different positions up there.....

I think the only one listed left is a PRN position……but they have her resume……

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

by dablues7 on Jul 10, 2011 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions

My mom works there too o.o

by CakeEater07 on Jul 8, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions

whoa...

where at??? my mom is one of the Nursery Nurses in the Women’s Pavilion.

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Jul 8, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions

She's a nurse in I believe the icu.

She went there after I think twelve years at DePaul in St. Charles as a charge nurse. Anderson is like a five-ten minute drive from where I live.

by CakeEater07 on Jul 8, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions

I like it too, but Pawn Stars is 100x better.

It’s more centered on the items and their history and not showing the drama between the owners and the customers.

by CakeEater07 on Jul 8, 2011 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions

FUCK YOU US BANK!!!

Just fuck the man seriously… NO one is ever gonna break my stride no one is ever gonna hold me DOWN WHOA!

I am in a decent mood considering my bank account is in the neg, my paycheck is going to be CONSIDERABLY less because of my next week off and I might not be able to pay rent in September… but you know what Fuck it all… I want to be fucking happy about it! lol

Fuck Yes Freelance work! I signed up on this website Fiverr.com, its pretty cool you post up stuff you will do for 5 bucks and then people pay you 5 bucks to do it… but I got my first gig today and it might lead to more work/more pay… so Fuck Yes to That… But Fuck You to Overdraft fees… they are the fucking devil!

and as per usual…

Fuck you Maxwell Suits. Fuck you Hawks. Fuck you DeadThings. oh and a new one fuck you paypal for fucking up my life… lol

SMILES EVERYBODY!!!

Yes I am on the Crazy pills today!

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Jul 8, 2011 3:12 PM CDT reply actions