Hockey Playing Brothers trading spaces hasn't been in the news recently, has it? All the Morning Talk Shows you say? SportsCenter you say? Let's strike while the iron's hot, then. Give me a game misconduct for jumping the boards, if you like.

Brownouts are a pain. The surge when the power comes back up is a killer. Brad's sidelined with a big, shiny, brick for who knows how long.  I'm winging it, and I've got booze to make -- sorry for the short length. What? You love this week's mustache theme? Well, Toronto loves WENDEL CLARK so much, they called XZIBIT:

Before the inset picture was added, 85% of Toronto Residents would ride this mustache. Now it's 97.75%

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Blues News

• Buried in this otherwise semi-informative article about the Blues. Poet Laureate, Dan O'Neill, drops this facepalm of irrelevant semi-current events in a way only he can, "[on Checkets' guarded stance during negotiations] Only Casey Anthony is harder to pin down." STLToday

• Got a question for Petro? Too bad, already happened. STLToday

Hockey News

Shanny's been busy, I'm busy too, ask your father Puck Daddy about it

Other Links

WHADDAYAGONNA DO BRUTHER, WHEN BASSET HOUNDS RUN WILD ON YOU? BuzzFeed

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