Tuesday Links: Keith Tkachuk Eats the Sun Belt at Nassau Edition

by bradflick55 on Aug 2, 2011 12:58 PM CDT

How can you have a derp picture week without a Blackhawk? Jonathon Toews, come on down.

Blues News

Keith Tkachuk: American Hero. [Blues]
The sale of the team continues to move forward. [The Hockey Writers]
The Blues are a playoff team. Here are 5 reasons why. I promise to stop linking to this website when there's actual news. [Bleacher Report]

NHL/Hockey News

The Shea Weber saga continues. [Puck Daddy]
New York voted "no" on a new Nassau Colosseum. What dumbfucks. No sleep 'till Brooklyn. [Puck Daddy]
TMMOTS will be doing a regular feature on the Sun Belt teams leading up to the 2011-12 season. Spoiler: the attendance numbers blow. [Too Many Men on the Site]
What it do, Teemu Selanne? [NBC Sports]
Evgeni Nabokov will be reporting to Islanders camp. He also explains why he was a dick last season. [NBC Sports]
An update on Evgeni Malkin's rehab. [NHL]
Will the Bruins repeat? NHL.com focuses on the defending champs in its "30 in 30" feature. [NHL]
No more Ottawa Super Nintendos! Check out their new 3rd/heritage jersey. [Icethetics]

Other Stuff

A man was arrested for having more pussy than he can handle. [Tosh.0]
The new Smurfs movie is the worst movie ever. [Cracked]
With "Battleship" coming out this summer (ugh), what other board games can Hollywood turn into movies? [Funny or Die]

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Love the Smurfs review.

It might not be exactly how the movie turns out, but I’m sure it’s very close to the original author’s intent.

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by Paperwork Ninja on Aug 2, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions

I went to a FREE screening...

…and I felt like I got ripped off.

Kent Huskins cares. Do you?

by bradflick55 on Aug 2, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions

Did you at least get free popcorn?

That’s why I go to those things.

by hartigan on Aug 2, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions

So, how close was it to the review?

The only other review I’ve read so far of it was “If Smurf tears can make your magic wand shoot lightning, imagine what 250cc of Smurf puree could do!”

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by Paperwork Ninja on Aug 2, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions

I haven’t even watched it and I feel ripped off.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 2, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions

That was the most awful cartoon when I was a kid.

Well, ok, that and the Snorks.

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Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

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by hildymac on Aug 2, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions

what?

the smurfs movie is bad? who could have predicted such a thing?

luckily, due to budgetardy constraints, i had to skip the smurfs movie in anticipation of this saturday morning classic getting the silver screen treatment

coolest cartoon ever

And a harvest of righteousness is grown from the seed of peace planted by peacemakers.

by Childhood Trauma on Aug 2, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions

No more super nintendos?

Do you mean because super nintendo is abbreviated SNES? I’m pretty sure Ottawa’s logo was SENS.

"What is icing?"

"Well, uh... icing appen when uh the puck come down... bang, you know, before the other guys, nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up."

by anActiveStick on Aug 2, 2011 6:39 PM CDT reply actions

That whoosh you heard was the joke going over your head

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by UIWWildthing on Aug 2, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions

97% of Hawks fans wouldn't get that joke...

… since they didn’t know hockey existed until after the SNES kerfuffle took place.

by BleedBlue42 on Aug 2, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions

Oh really?

Is that why this blog has a total of 5 comments on just about every single post? I think most Hawk fans wouldn’t get your jokes because we don’t speak hillbilly. How’s David Perron?

"What is icing?"

"Well, uh... icing appen when uh the puck come down... bang, you know, before the other guys, nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up."

by anActiveStick on Aug 3, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions

We don't need to fill up the comments with useless shit

Like the Hawks blogs.

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by mizzleforizzle on Aug 3, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions

He got defensive after missing a joke, took a stand over the fact we aren’t filling the summer months with baseless speculation about nothing, threw in a joke about us being stupid to make himself feel better about himself, and then threw in a generic shot at our team for having a hurt player to “get the one up on us”

Bravo sir, please give us more of your well thought out and informative insight.

Oh, and taking shots at someone else"s players is kinda pointless, can we can just reply back with “Hey, Kane beat up any good cabbies recently?” and have you upped. And golf cart jokes don’t work against us anymore.

Is willing to go to the mattresses with the lot of yous.

by Novacain on Aug 3, 2011 12:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs