You poor, poor Stl Blueser fans.  The only highlights in your franchise history are getting swept in three consecutive Stanley Cup finals, getting scored on by Bobby Orr, and having Stevie Y slap one from the blue line to beat you guys in an OT heartbreaker.  I would feel bad for you all if you weren't as pompous as Vancouver.  Pompous despite never winning anything.  Oh wait, you did win a president's trophy, didn't ya?  That has to count for something, right?

Anyway, poor David Perron.  I feel bad for him, but I laugh at all you who will be deprived of his talents for at least one more season.

Might never play again! Oh the humanity!