Wednesday Links: Scott Nichol Is Interrupting Your Poop Edition
Things that are good: the Blues and Cardinals winning on the same day. Things that are bad: Andy Strickland, sharts, Bob Cassilly dying, Bud Light Lime, the Central Division teams not in St. Louis and Dan O'Fucking Neill writing leads.
Blues News
- Blues beat the Wilds in an almost-real hockey game. The best Nichol puns in the comments will get a sixpence. [Blues]
- So good, it's links headline worthy!: "Scott Nichol is... a shift-disturber." C wut he did thar? [P-D]
- Joe Thornton reacts to Perron's return. Ain't much. [P-D]
- Youth: bank on it. It's behind on payments and could foreclose in the coming seasons, but yeah... bank. [Southeast Missourian]
- Day two of Rivermen training camp: be about it. [Rivermen Blog]
NHL/Hockey News
- Today's BFD: Wayne Simmonds will receive no punishment for his alleged homophobic slur used against chronic d-bag Sean Avery. GLAAD will be up Simmonds' ass all season. Thanks, I'll be here tomorrow. [USA Today]
- Kansas City puckheads packed the Sprint Center to create the largest crowd ever to watch a hockey game in Kansas City, but don't expect a team to land there anytime soon. [Kansas City Star]
- The Sharks heart Shanahan. They mostly love him because Thornton would've gotten more games if he had hit Perron this season, rather than last season. "That's great." Pffft, eat shit. [San Jose Mercury]
- The Buffalo Sabres are not as sure of Shanny. The F.N. Center is effin' mad, bro. [Buffalo News]
- MORE SHANAHANIGANS: Jean-Francois Jacques of the Ducks is suspended for the remainder of the pre-season and 5 regular season games. There have been a lot of suspension videos this pre-season and it definitely shows when Shanahan speaks. Dude's gettin' worn out. [Puck Daddy]
- Drew Doughty still isn't signed and while the Kings' front office won't be changing their offer, they desire a resolution. I mean, can you blame them? They already offered him so much money. Were we all this stupid at 21? [LA Times]
- How to draft well for your shitty fantasy league. [Down Goes Brown]
Other Stuff
- 6 arcade cabinets that were too fucking awesome to be released in the West. [Cracked]
- Amazing ad placements. [Funny or Die]
- Don Draper pitches the new Facebook Timeline. There's your daily Jon Hamm boner. [Buzzfeed]
Wednesday Video
A bunch of teenagers got in a pool and make a water show with Super Soakers because their parents don't love them enough. But seriously... super cool.
Happy Birthday to my older brother. You fuckin' dicknose.
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did someone ask for puns?
“Sound Back-checking by Scott Nichol is better than a sound-checking Nickleback”
#Boom
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by CrossCheckRaise on Sep 28, 2011 7:02 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If we had a Nichol for every time the Blues wanted to check Joe Thornton through an orphanage...
We’d still have to send Chris Porter back to the Rivermen.
Let's Go Blues!
Support your local NAHL team. Seriously.
by Paperwork Ninja on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 AM CDT reply actions
Another little pesky
guy for me to root for. Nichol listed at 5-9 and 178lbs means he’s probably much closer to 5-7 and 165. I always find myself gravitating to those as some of my favorite players. Ronning being on of my all time faves.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
OT--Ms Deer meet Mr Harley
There are always accidents at the intersection of my street and Telegraph in Arnold. This sounded different. A much quieter skidding and thump not the squealing and metal screeching crash. Ran outside (this was about 6:50am this morning just after son #1 got on the bus) to see a dead deer laying in the middle of my street, a woman (who I knew) on the cell phone and another woman and a man hunched over an unconscious guy.
Two little girls looking terrified in the car which was a kilter across my street. I tapped on the window and asked the girls if they were ok. Their mom was looking pretty white too. She was going the opposite direction of the motorcycle and managed to miss all 3. She and the other woman I knew (who was behind the motorcycle) said the deer jumped right out in front of the bike and all 3 went flying through the air.
After about 5 min the man started moaning and trying to sit up even though we kept trying to keep him still. He kept asking ‘what happened’. Man was his face and one of his legs torn up with road rash. I think he’ll be ok.
Since he was sitting up a guy slid him a few feet into the middle of a lane instead of on the middle yellow line. Then moved his bike. I started directing traffic slowly around the guy until fire/police/ambulance arrived.
I’m taking the parts I found to the place they towed the bike. I found the keys in the grass on the side of the road among other items.
It’s hard to tell from the picture but it is a BIG doe. This is after the police dragged it onto the corner of my yard to get it off the street. When I was taking son #2 out to catch the bus at 7:45 an Arnold city truck came by, not to get the deer mind you, but because they heard what happened and wanted to see how big the deer was!! I told them if word travels that fast (less than an hour) in the city of Arnold I better not come home from work to find the deer still there!


Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Hey
Not a lot exciting goes on in my life, thought I’d share.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Scott Nichol may be little...
But the shifts he disturbs couldn’t be bigger
Barret Jackman is my hero.
In remembrance of Pavol Demitra and all our fallen Blues brethren.
Bob Cassilly...
…such a damn shame. I posted this over on the NextSTL.com forums (if you haven’t seen this site, but love St. Louis and the potential it has — check it out), but he was a man who was putting his personal stamp on an entire city…something most men are afraid to do.
I stood in front of this piece in amazement for about fifteen minutes on a walkaround one day:

It’s at the Trailhead Park on the North Riverfront, just north of Laclede’s Landing/Lumiere/Four Seasons, tucked behind the old Laclede Power Center. Built into the underside of a walking bridge.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I've never seen that
thanks for posting it’s pretty cool.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Go see it!
There’s other stuff there too by – turtle/snake concrete fountain, a sort of rusted metal disk dragon. The wholepark is a very cool looking concept when completed. I think they’ve got it on trailnet.org under Laclede Power Center.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 29, 2011 12:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That Don Draper can make even THAT monstrosity fun . . .
is amazing.
Fight Club writer for the print edition of St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
The Throwdown Lowdown Report, only on The Bluenote Zone.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Everytime I read any quote from Joe Thornton I hate him more.
He’s such a fucking prick. There is no doubt in my mind that he couldn’t care any less about Perron. And he may be saying he likes what Shanny is doing right now but the second he gets in any sort of trouble I guarantee he changes his tune. In summation. Fuck Joe Thornton, and I still wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.
"At least we aren't Cleveland." - every team that's ever sucked that wasn't from Cleveland.

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