Pay It Forward NHL Style: What Will Avery Do (WWAD)?

Bad ju-ju is being paid forward around the NHL. Avery is up next - what is he gonna do?

I've been waiting for the other shoe to drop for over a day now, but I guess the hockey gods are gonna make us wait for it. First some imbecile throws a banana at Wayne Simmonds during a shootout attempt. Simmonds pays it forward (backwards?) by calling Sean Avery a homophobic epithet during his next game (yes you did, Wayne, even if the NHL front office is full of the worst lip-readers since my mother: "I think he said something about flocking fraggles").

So, clearly, Avery is going to do something bad, and soon. 

But what, Avery? WHAT? The suspense, frankly, is killing me. He's called dude's girlfriends 'sloppy seconds'. He has been such a douche on the ice that the NHL made a rule to make him stop bothering goalies DURING the playoffs (has the NHL ever moved that fast on anything before?). He has rubbed everyone the wrong way for as long as he has been in the NHL.

I don't know what the guy is going to do, but clearly the cosmos will compel him to do something stupid to deflect attention away from Simmonds' idiotic remark.

Racism and anti-gay are already off the table now, so it really limits what he can do. It can't be ageism, because no one really cares if you make fun of the elderly (plus, most of those old bastards can't hear your stupid crack anyway). Sexism isn't going to get it done, because making fun of women while you're on the ice will only bring laughs anyway (You know what I told your wife with two black eyes? Haha, nice try, Avery, you dummy.)

Maybe he'll have to go after the mentally challenged to get people's blood boiling. You're really not supposed to say 'retarded' anymore. Unless, of course, you have a Boston accent, in which case it seems to be OK (Thayat sayndwich was wicked retahded guhud, rite, Tohmmy?).

I guess I just don't what Avery is going to do. It'll be awesome, though, I'm sure. Any ideas, GTers? Seriously, I have to know, WWAD to pay this backwards? Your theories in the comments, if you please.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join St. Louis Game Time

You must be a member of St. Louis Game Time to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at St. Louis Game Time. You should read them.

Join St. Louis Game Time

You must be a member of St. Louis Game Time to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at St. Louis Game Time. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9355_tracker