Jaroslav Halak: Unofficial Mayor Of Montreal
On this night, Jaroslav Halak can do no wrong in Montreal. Hell, all of Quebec if he'd like. No speeding tickets. Drink and eat for free. He is the most popular man in all of French speaking Canada tonight. He is mayor of Montreal.
With a 3-0 shutout victory over the Canadiens on his old home ice in front of his old home crowd, Halak made himself at home. And the fans of Montreal gave him a boisterous standing ovation for his efforts. It was touching. And a little weird. Carey Price will probably have to go to more therapy now that he has proof no one loves him. Goalies are weird that way. Hug them but leave them alone. To talk to the voices.
Look, I'm not the normal wrap it up guy. I've got a gun. A few bullets. Here, let me show you.
- The Habs should really look at the ice surface there at the Bell Centre (Canadian spelling!) because it sure seemed tilted toward the Montreal end much of the night. Down at least a goal much of the second and third periods, Montreal only managed to get 19 shots on net. You'd think the Canadiens could put up more of a fight.
- The Habs should consider getting lifts in their skates. I mean, if you want to be the official hockey team of the Lollipop Guild, great. But that's not going to win a lot of hockey games. There are seven guys on the Montreal roster officially listed under 6 feet tall. The goalies are each taller than 10 other guys on the roster. Cliff Ronning is a big fan, however.
- David Backes does not like Canada. First he tries punching out members of the Canadian Olympic team. Tonight he showed his displeasure for the Great White North by stealing the puck, skating in hard with Chris Stewart and assisting on a back-breaking goal in the second period that gave the Blues a 2-0 lead. And he made it look easy. The captain was leading by example.
- David Perron is from French-speaking Canada. His family was at the game tonight. It was his mother's birthday. He didn't give her a goal, but he said in the pregame he was mainly hoping to give her two points. Mission accomplished.
- Don't you wish the Blues could play against the Eastern Conference more often? Against the opposite conference the Blues are 8-0-1, the best winning percentage of all Western Conference teams. And it's been like that for awhile. Even when the Blues sucked they could kick some Eastern ass. Weird.
So the Tampa Lightning couldn't finish off the Canucks and allowed Vancouver a win in a shootout. So the Canucks have 57 points, the Blues 55 and thanks to a 5-1 beat down from Long Island, the Red Wings have 53 points. Oh yeah, the Blackhawks beat the AHL team in Columbus 5-2 giving them 55, but the Blues have the first tiebreaker. All that means this:
Western Conference Standings
1. Vancouver 57
2. St. Louis 55
If only Vancouver was coming to St. Louis (the team with the best home record in hockey) sometime soon. I guess we'll have to wait until Thursday.
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Columbus= AHL team???
You’re giving them too much credit. I don’t think they’d even be competive in the A.. ECHL maybe
Its always windy in Springfield and Champaign because Decatur sucks.
Fuck you Shitcago & Detroit
by DecaturBluesFan on Jan 10, 2012 11:03 PM CST reply actions
So if Oshie is The Mayor,
Does that make Jaro Le Maire? (Yes, I Google translated that)
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
by J-Mill on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Thought Oshie was the King of St. Louis?
swear I saw that on this site quite awhile ago. So that would allow Jaro to be Le Maire of Montreal (if that’s how it translates in Quebecois.. it is a different dialect ya know)
Its always windy in Springfield and Champaign because Decatur sucks.
Fuck you Shitcago & Detroit
by DecaturBluesFan on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks NBC Sports Network
:30 seconds of highlights on NHL Overtime, no mention of the standing O for Jaro.. but at least you mentioned The Professor’s passing. About what I expected.. pretty lame given the storyline
Its always windy in Springfield and Champaign because Decatur sucks.
Fuck you Shitcago & Detroit
by DecaturBluesFan on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 PM CST reply actions
They gave it a few minutes on NHL Overtime.
Including the standing O (no sound though…)
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And its got a full #1 spot on NHL.com
which is a serious rarity for the Blues, especially on a day when there are a lot of games
The Central Division is a four-headed, fire-breathing mythological hell beast.
Four teams over fifty points. Just chewing up the competition. Can someone PLEASE go break Rick Nash out of Columbus so he can get in on the fun?!?! (Nashville, I’m looking at you.)
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Jan 10, 2012 11:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Rick Nash signed a long term contract not that long ago.
I think he’s happy to count his coins at the bottom of the standings.
www.stlouisgametime.com
Oh, I realize he's in for the longhaul...
…but a guy can dream.
Nash seems like a stand-up guy who was eager to be a franchise leader, helping his team hit its stride.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And that's why I feel so sorry for him.
I watched the last period of that game last night, and Chicago just plowed over them. I’ve seen peewee teams play better hockey than Columbus. How the hell does their GM still have a job?
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Goalies are weird.
i was the only one as a little kid that wanted to do it.
i generally dont like people so.
i think your born into the position in a way
Straight from the crazy unfiltered mind of a seventeen year-old Blues fan.
Goalie for life.
Reppin Southern Illinois.
by BulldogOshie on Jan 10, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app reply actions
def
I’ve always been a goalie. In whatever sport. In baseball I was a catcher.
It’s part of my personality
The name of that song played at KC Comets games in the '80's was Giorgio Moroder's "The Chase." Now you know.
Panger commented after the game about the Standing O
and you not seeing that very often in an opposing team’s rink, let alone Montreal. How about never seeing that in my time, at least in Montreal. Hope you saw the love Halak got and you shared the goosebumps. That was a once in a lifetime moment.
Here’s the Halak highlights from the game, the Standing O and a funny bit. At the end of the video Bernie gets trampled as he finishes his interview with Halak. The Montreal press doesn’t even let the interview finish, they plow right over poor Bernie to get to Halak. Mine, mine, mine like a 2 year old they go LOL. It wasn’t as bad as them Christmas shoppers going full cattle stampede but the Blues may need to get Bernie some VIP security.
I can’t recall who said it in the telecast tonight but they mentioned Halak raising his arms in the V for victory reminded them of Jacques Plant. Anybody see that? I don’t recall seeing it but if he did it that would be one kewl azzz image to save.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
*Plante with an e
Dang, I asked for an edit button for here for Christmas, what the hell happened Santa?
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Some one on t he Montreal HF Boards GDT mentioned how tough we will be in the Playoffs
Given our current roster and adding Steener & AMac, can this team the way they execute the system even lose 4 out of 7 in a 2 week time frame? How hard of an out will our boys be…count me very excited.
Then again, i’ve been burned so much over the past few seasons, I am waiting for the other shoe to drop.
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