Saturday Links: Fill in the [_____] Edition

by hartigan on Jan 21, 2012 11:19 AM CST

Get out your No. 2 Ticonderoga and piece of paper to create your own links with SLGT Mad Libs! The way to play, after the jump you will have all of the parts of speech you will need to list. Then simply insert the words into the correct spot and BOOM, fun for the entire family.

Note: if you use pencils at work on a daily basis and do not use a No. 2 Ticonderoga, you're making your day more miserable.

Blues News:

Holy [noun], [noun] man! Taresanko's a [a large, wild beast] [Puck Daddy]
If the Blues are sold to a beer distributor, would the price of beer come down from [a number] a cup thing? [Forbes]
Not-breaking news: Brad Boyes [something Brad Boyes would/wouldn't do]. [ProHockeyTalk]
Playing the Buffaslugs tonight. Die By The Blade

Hockey News:

Sidney Crosby to see specialist in California. [Post Gazette]
All-star captaincy show down hoedown. [Down Goes Brown]
I stopped looking for things when this happened and ruined my life: NO! Heidi Klum and Seal are over. My life is over. [TMZ.com]

Videos:

PCS is the [not as cool person in a duo] to my [awesome person in a duo], and my cab driver last night reminded me of him. The cab driver was [Donut King's age], blasting [ridiculous 60's song] while wearing [number] driving gloves.

I don't even know:

Drunk History: The South Pole from sandwichgirl on Vimeo.

gametimelinks [at] gmail.com

noun

large wild beast

number

something Brad Boyes would/wouldn't do

not as cool person in a duo

awesome person in a duo

Donut King's age

ridiculous 60's song

number.

That was way too difficult. Never again.

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oooh… Stir Saturday edition… no wait that doesn’t sound nearly as good.

Hell on Ice/In Lou We Trust/Twitter
Everyone has more goals than Scott Gomez

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 21, 2012 11:20 AM CST reply actions

Went to Independence for MU-KU hockey last night

Mizzou debacled them 13-3. Panger’s kid Tyler plays as a D for the Tigers and got an assist and a game misconduct for givin’ someone the ol’ nine o’ hearts in one of several brawls. I believe 8 players were ejected all told.

Most fun I’ve ever had on a Friday night with my pants on!

Teaching My Girlfriend About Sports

by Soria's Unibrow on Jan 21, 2012 11:51 AM CST via mobile reply actions

Yeah, the Jayhawks are not good at teh hockies.

Missouri State played ’em three times this year, and swept ’em with an aggregate score of 30-1.

by BleedBlue42 on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions

Tarasenko...

…loved the “penalty shot.” good to know that the man’s got a sense of humor. Always a worry a European player won’t connect personally with his North American teammates.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Jan 21, 2012 1:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions

I am so excited to get him over here.

I hope that he can not only be a great player, but also a guy that has the personality to be a real superstar. Kind of like what Hull was. Anybody know if he can speak English yet or not?

by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 21, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions

he can speak some i think

just based on the draft videos I saw.

by bluesgirl22 on Jan 21, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions

recursvive linkage!!

tank video (supposedly in english) posted on game time

And a harvest of righteousness is grown from the seed of peace planted by peacemakers.

by Childhood Trauma on Jan 21, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions

I love his line

“If I have choice of score goal or give pass… I think I score goal.”

That is exactly what we need!!

by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 21, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions

When he was drafted...

He did an interview live on NHL Radio in pretty damn good English. Probably better now.

I’ve been working on doing an updated version of my “franchise power ranking” deal I did during the summer. Last time I had Tank ranked 3rd among forwards. This time, I’d say he’d be ranked even higher.

Is willing to go to the mattresses with the lot of yous.

by Novacain on Jan 21, 2012 5:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Its gonna be a good day

Gonna grab some food, play in a Euchre tournament at 7, probably get stomped, then house party to finish the day off. Then I hear Heidi Klum one of the must beautiful woman in existence is gonna be available again. I mean Seal’s crater face aside, I admit I don’t have 1 hit album like him but then again I also don’t have 7 fucking terrible ones either so I feel it evens out. Gonna be a good day.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Aren't you that guy who hates the blues?

by Icion on Jan 21, 2012 2:25 PM CST reply actions

Euchre tournaments are so much fun.

Unless you are playing a bunch of old people who blatantly cheat. But you can’t really call them out for it because there is no possible ending that can make you look good in that situation.

by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 21, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions

U can have Klum

I’m going for Katy Perry. In the words of Wayne and Garth… SCHWING

This is not Nam, there are rules
FUK-DA-WINGS & FUK-DA-HAWKS

by SMOKIE on Jan 21, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions

I want my Game Time paper

I need my Game Time paper

What’s the magic email to order this electronically for us wayward sons? Maybe put up a Paypal link block on the side bar to get the Game Time paper like the BlackCocks have on SCH?

For those who are Blues game video challenged, the Blues video playback studio is back in action today. Working on the Stars game from Monday right now, should have that and Oilers game videos up sometime this afternoon before the game tonight.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Jan 21, 2012 2:43 PM CST reply actions

to get the rest of the season, including today,

it’s just $30. You can send it by PayPal to gallagher@stlouisgametime.com. Make sure you include the address where you want them sent.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 21, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions

Thank you

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Jan 21, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions

I got my Game Time paper!!!

I’ll be 10-7 for a bit

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Jan 21, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions

Mad Lib

Well I’m at work and not shit going on sooo…Mad Libs it is and here i go.
1. shit,Bat
2. chinchila
3. 25
4. Will not score a goal
5.Cal Naughton to my Ricky Bobby
6.74
7.Yellow Submarine
8. 5

This is not Nam, there are rules
FUK-DA-WINGS & FUK-DA-HAWKS

by SMOKIE on Jan 21, 2012 2:52 PM CST reply actions