Last year's Ryan Miller stats: 5 SO 2.59 GAA 0.916 SV%. The year's stats before that: 5 SO 2.22 GAA 0.929 SV%. This year's lighter version? 1 SO 3.16 GAA 0.897 SV%. He's given up so many soft goals this season, I bet your mom could score on him.
What about the Blues' goal-tending situation? Why, it's the talk of the town! Jarowater and Moosejuice are a hell of a tandem. Together they have 9 shutouts and other insane stats that I won't pretend to know what I'm talking about because goalies frighten me. No, seriously. Did you hear about that time Marc-Andre Fleury hid in a teammates hockey bag just to jump out and frighten him? Nightmares.
Clear win for the Blues on goal-tending tonight. Let's look at the forwards! The Blues have this Jason Arnott guy who seems to be putting the puck into the net pretty nicely this month. The Sabres have . . . Brad Boyes. Defense! Oh my God, I forgot about Christian Ehrhoff and his whole contract. Scratch that, he's out with an upper body injury.
At any rate, the Sabres are struggling and the Blues are winning. Let's keep it that way.
All this talk about Miller Light/Lite, Jarowater and Moosejuice has made me thirsty. Have a seat, pick out your drink of choice, and comment because THIS is your GDT.