Sunday Links: Life of Brian . . . Elliott Edition
What an inspiration is our little All-Star. He rose like a Phoenix from the Ashes. He's endeared into our hearts as Billy Elliott. Honestly, I've never paid him much attention, and it's safe to say I'm a Brian Elliott band-wagoner - hitch me to that.
There once was a goalie named Brian / who Ottawa accused of not trying / with a low paying contract / he said, "no, fuck that" / Now all opposing forwards are crying.
Brian Elliott News:
- He stopped not one, not two, not three, but FOUR pucks coming at him at one time. Guy's got Goldberg skills.[Blues]
- Somebody once told the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed . . . It must be a goalie thing. Elliott Q&A. [Post Dispatch]
- Ottawa fans remember Brian Elliott. Wait. [Silver Seven]
- Shocker: More Elliott. [BND]
Brian Elliott's No. 1 Song on the day of his birth. [April 9, 1985]
Brian Elliott's links title reminds me of Life of Brian. And apparently everyone else thinks of Monty Python.
Brian Elliott's All-Star Game Day Thread.
Go for moose.
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Day 5 of No Bluezoookey
Half way. The ASG skills thing didn’t even cause a spike, just a dog n pony show. I went and laid down on the railroad tracks to end it all. About an hour later a lady walking her dog told me the tracks were closed for repair for a couple of days. The dog then peed on my shoe. FML.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
try masturbating with sandpaper.....
it dulls the pain
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Is this the game thread for today?
I think we should have one.
I am a direct descendant of Buffalo Bill Cody -- Everything makes so much more sense now.
So with Billy on one team
and all the Hawks and Wings on the other, I’m assuming we’re supporting Team Alfie?
http://playliketheplagers.blogspot.com/ Play Like The Plagers: Because we could all use a little Old Time Hockey!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
All Star games......
Id rather stick a hot poker up my ass and chop my dick off but since its the only hockey on…..
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
please watch and drink with me :(
I am a direct descendant of Buffalo Bill Cody -- Everything makes so much more sense now.
Oh Im watchin.....
but unfortunatly the house is out of booze thats drinkabkle to me……I hate wine and thats all thats left….so Ill be a glutton today……and eat
And after the game I will feel the need to take a mondo shit…..that I shall name datsyuk
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
I prefer to NOT end up in an ER till tomorrow.....
when I go back to work
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
what the hell is this intro music?
IT’S FRUITY!! WHERE IS THE METAL OR ROCK?!?!
I am a direct descendant of Buffalo Bill Cody -- Everything makes so much more sense now.
Its an omnisexual.....
not homo not hetro
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Is that Seals baby brother or something??
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Hes turning the anthem into a fucking james taylor song......
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Is that a doorman singing O, Canada?
Or the Maytag man?
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I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
A friend asked me the other day to name 3 GOOD things to come out of canada.....
1.Hockey
2. Whiskey
3. John Candy…..
Needless to say he couldnt argue any of those
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
there’s a dude kind of new to the music scene. His name is KO and he is from Canada.
I’m currently obsessed with his music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpeEaAGdhCY
I am a direct descendant of Buffalo Bill Cody -- Everything makes so much more sense now.
they produce some fine soldiers and airmen
worked with a few Canucks in the miltary. Strong SOBs. The DEvil’s Brigade was half Canuck in WWII
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Ottawa's on Ontario
…isn’t it? I’m pretty sure…
http://playliketheplagers.blogspot.com/ Play Like The Plagers: Because we could all use a little Old Time Hockey!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Umm theyre in....
Ontario……K-Bec is just across the river…..
If my geography is still top notch
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
I don’t think I’ll have enough booze for this game. And I even poured out half-shots to spread it out.
I am a direct descendant of Buffalo Bill Cody -- Everything makes so much more sense now.
Just dont get desparate and go to the rubbing alcohol.....
its anly meant for EXTERNAL use
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Has anyone actually shot the puck yet??
Or is this just a passing demo??
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
loudest ping there in a long time
we used to use radiator pipes in the heat system in the dorm to tap out messages. PIng ping, ping
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Yay goal...

I am a direct descendant of Buffalo Bill Cody -- Everything makes so much more sense now.
Evening
sorry – as NHLGameCenter isn’t showing the ASG, had to track down a linkie…
http://www8.livetv.ru/webplayer2.php?t=justintv&c=exou11&lang=en&eid=104163&lid=30573&ci=2&si=2
Who-Natic - Eleventh Doctor blog.
"Hello...I'm the Doctor. Basically....run."
"There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME."
The Eleventh Doctor - he's da man!
hey Doc
dang NHL and Gamecenter, I dropped them this year yet they started hitting my card again. I tried to tell them I wanted out AGAIN and they said the terms i agreed to allow them to keep charging me. So I changed credt cards. F the NHL.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
terms I signed up under LAST YEAR
be careful to anyone who wants to sign up with GameCenter. Dont allow auto renew
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
It's about
the only way I can watch a really good feed of the games. The “dodgy” ones are just a bit too choppy – and with GCL you have the option of archive – which is good for me. Especially as I can’t watch a lot of the games live.
Who-Natic - Eleventh Doctor blog.
"Hello...I'm the Doctor. Basically....run."
"There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME."
The Eleventh Doctor - he's da man!
by drfrankentweed on Jan 29, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
i hear ya
im lucky to have DTV satellite. On the road is when I used GC but with that gone I use a SLingbox now. The bitch is making sure to have a good date cellphone connection. OR find a sports bar that will put the game on
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Dodgy ones also spread viri
be careful on downloading all those .exe players they want you to install from a foriegn country.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Howard's a bitch
I am a direct descendant of Buffalo Bill Cody -- Everything makes so much more sense now.
Fuck Detroit
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Have Team Alfie
got a number of Blues on offense here?
Who-Natic - Eleventh Doctor blog.
"Hello...I'm the Doctor. Basically....run."
"There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME."
The Eleventh Doctor - he's da man!
lookin like it.....
hot potato with the puck isnt the object of the game
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
MMM Poor mans nachos.....
doritos with mozzerella cheese nuked…….its actually pretty good
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
i had meatballs with grape jelly in the middle yesterday
at Trader Joe’s. Twerent too bad.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
My cheeks hurt from watching that blond
on NHL channel smile so big all morning
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
I was pulled away for a bit
who scored the first 4 goals?
http://playliketheplagers.blogspot.com/ Play Like The Plagers: Because we could all use a little Old Time Hockey!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Now that's more like it
Who-Natic - Eleventh Doctor blog.
"Hello...I'm the Doctor. Basically....run."
"There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME."
The Eleventh Doctor - he's da man!
Maybe being abused like this will get in Howard's head for the rest of the year
make it so
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
if thats the case then.....
KEEP SHOOTING ASSHOLES!!!
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Jerome... seems really jolly to me
I am a direct descendant of Buffalo Bill Cody -- Everything makes so much more sense now.
Iggy Claus!
http://playliketheplagers.blogspot.com/ Play Like The Plagers: Because we could all use a little Old Time Hockey!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Penalty Shot!
Where’s Bergie when you need him?
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I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Apparently in the KHL ASG
every penalty is a penalty shot. Now THAT’D be a way to spice up the game without something as gimmicky as the Fantasy Draft!
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I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Im bored.....
how bout a fight or some blood??
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
So with the video from Life of Brian in the Links, here's your intermission reading:
A new Python film in the works…kind of…
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I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
MMMMM Leftover Fortels.....
Canadian Bacon, Pepperoni and extra cheese……..shit is Awesome sauce….
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Und ve're beck
still no Ells
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I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Just got back from kids soccer
No Elliott from what I can gather in the first?
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Clank
Team Alfie needs to stop playing and start playing
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Theyre letting Tim Peel ref the game......
Well Elliott will get a penalty called on him just for being at the game……
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
2 posts for the Alfie's
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
re-up'd on booze
coast is clear
I am a direct descendant of Buffalo Bill Cody -- Everything makes so much more sense now.
So Elliott gets
the closest to a real game part of the game.
Not sure if that’s good or bad.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Let's hope Chara
doesn’t hurt Moose with that shot
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Is this the unofficial GDT for the ASG
plz answer ASAP PDQ (abbreviation crazed)
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
YES
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Wonderful....
Got the radio feed all working….listening to the only period worth listening to in my mind
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Yeah, I've had the game on but haven't cared to this point
Hoping Elliot shuts them down and the Alfredsson (sp?) team can win this..
this is not an abbreviation
for You Eat Shit
it really means yes LOL
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well I wasn't thinking that....
until now….dangit Ang
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
glad I could be of assistance sir
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
I got to say I hate Sundays...
cause I always end up craving Chick-Fil-A and I can’t get any…dammit
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
we did the same thing today
Got a coupon for a free chicken nugget tray (64 nuggets), how about that.
Shit it’s Sunday
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Game has commenced
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Elliott with 2 good saves already
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
What???
Ok this radio broadcast sucks….they aren’t even calling play by play….they are talking about the pillars in the damn building….well ok now they are doing something that resembles a broadcast
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
If Team Alfie wins...
Ells is the winning goalie!! Booyah.
by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 29, 2012 5:19 PM CST reply actions
Where's the whistle lol
Stamkos played the puck from the bench to keep it out of the zone
I guess they don’t have too many men calls
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Why are they jerking off Thomas?
Elliott has played better so far.
by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 29, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions
One of the benefits of being a Stanley Cup Champion...
plus it’s on NBC Sports and Elliot is a Blue
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
SHIT
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
you can't taunt Kessel like that
he’ll shoot like that.
That was a doozy
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ok....
I’m just all confuzzled….I hate this format because I hear who scores and I’m not sure what team they’re on
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
You didn't memorize the draft results?
Geeeeeeeeeez.
by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 29, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Kessel was bad
Michelik was good (or however you spell it)
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Malkin was bad
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
sorry Iginla
I’d like to see him as a Blue
I’ve always liked him. A good end of the career pick up like Arnott
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
We did it for Kariya.
Except Iginla can actually still play.
by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 29, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Kariya could still play
until his brain got bruised
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
A little...
Never cracked 20 goals for us. But he didn’t have much help back then…
by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 29, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
Clank for the good guys dammit
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Yeah for the good guys
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Elliott with a nice save again
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
ugly
how did Hossa get that it?
Elliott had no idea where that was, SICK goal
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
well crap now Chara scores
luckily it wasn’t a 108mph slapper
just hoping Elliott get’s out without pulling something
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Alright team Chara
is playing like this is a real game
Pick it up Alfie’s
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Sedin's crashing the net
and score
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Sedin's crashing the net
and score
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice pass
he said begrudgingly.
by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 29, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions
Sedin's crashing the net
and score
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
hey hey
what’s going on
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
You are talking in triplicate
apparently
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Haha
I only saw one Sedin goal! My feed must be slow :)
by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 29, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions
The Sens fans are probably thinking
now THIS is the Elliott we know!!
by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 29, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions
On an OT note
Tomorrow is the 30th anniversary of the Blizzard of ’82
Mid Missouri had 2 18-20 inch snow last winter.
I need to move
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Team Alfie
hasn’t remembered they are the home team and need to play
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Does that goal
have a rubber magnet in it? I think that’s about 8
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Huh??
what happened?? I just woke up…..
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
From the hockey all star
to the football all star game.
At least there will be hitting!
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
This might be the worst sports weekend of the year.
At least there were some good FA Cup matches.
by TheFlyingCavallinis on Jan 29, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
Monday, Day 6 of Nooooo BLUEZOOCKEY depression
With all my gloom and despair I went to see the shrink today. He thought I might have a brain tumor so he had my brain pan x-rayed. After a short spell of waiting he came running back into the waiting room and in his best AhNold voice he announced,
“There is no tummah!”
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

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