11. Hey Doug, Its Greg..Greg Sherman. Any chance we can pretend that trade last year never happened?

10. "No sir, Carlo isn't fragile he just has bad luck"

9. "Yes Ben, I know you want a shot at the NHL but Columbus basically is an AHL team"

8. "No Darcy, I said Brad Boyes was worth a 2nd round at the bar, not a 2nd round draft pick"

7. "Mr. Stillman, yeah it's Doug. Any chance you can speed this shit up?e

6. "Yes Larry, I remember you trading for Valeri Bure. How did that work out?"

5. "Pierre, I dont consider the Halak and D'agostini trades to be lopsided. Tell your scouts to do their fucking jobs"

4. "Hey Pleau, on 2nd thought, how did you pull off that Tkachuk trade?"

3. "No Greg, For the last time, you cannot have Shattenkirk back."

2. "Sorry, Mr. Caron. But remember the last time you wanted to shake things up?"

1. "J.D., I dont care what you read on STL Today or Twitter but Berglund, Stewart, and Bishop wont get you Rick Nash."