Blues News

• With a losing record against Central Division opponents, the Blues' share something in common with the lowly BJs. [P-D]
• The remainder of the season will mostly be on the road. I don't know if you've heard, but the Blues aren't as good on the road as they are at home. [FS Midwest]
• Brian Elliott will get the Halak treatment in Ottawa tomorrow. [Toronto Sun]
• Could Chris Stewart be traded almost a year after the Blues acquired him? [Puck Daddy]
• Will the Avalanche try to reclaim Stewart? I wouldn't be surprised, since their front office is run by dipshits. [NBC Sports]

NHL/Hockey News

• Scores. [P-D]
• Whatever Sam Gagne is having, I'll take two, please. [CBS Sports]
• Scott Gomez has gone a whole year without scoring a goal. Félicitations! [Puck Daddy]
• Onto the trade links that'll be flying in daily... Jeff Carter? No-trade clause? HA HA. No. [London Free Press]
• Saying that the Southeast Division doesn't suck this year is like saying that PCS' Game Time spin-off, "GAMEFACE," is an actual thing. That's just not true. What will those teams be doing? Selling (or, in Florida's case, "not buying;" they bought enough in the off-season). [Globe and Mail]
• What about the rest of the Eastern Conference? Who's available? Who could we make the best puns and jokes about if the Blues were to acquire them? [USA Today]
• The Blackhawks don't have defense, yet they're a top 10 team in the league right now. How long will that last without making some moves? [Chicago Tribune]
• With the CBA expiring, the players might request to scrap the European games as part of the new agreement. [NYP]
• Seattle wants hockey. Phoenix likes to have bankrupt teams. Makes sense. [Puck Daddy]

Other Stuff

• Cool places that I want to go to. [Cracked]
• 21 people at every Super Bowl party. [Funny or Die]
• New sitcom idea: Dog & Penguin. At least make it a Saturday morning cartoon fifteen years ago. [Buzzfeed]

Monday Video(s)

My two favorite Super Bowl ads from last night both involved dogs. The Dorito's dog and Weego:

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