Now would be a good time for some Ibuprofen and a gatorade.
After you read the links, which I'll keep brief, go back to sleep and then catch the prospect read after sleeping it off some more.
- Jaden Schwartz. Merchandising. Plaid. Chew your gum. Other Spaceballs references. Blues win. [STLToday]
- Do I ever miss new DGB? I submit that I do not. [Down Goes Brown]
- Shawn Thornton signs for two more years in Boston. [TSN]
- Steve Mason didn't know he could wear bigger pads. Steve Mason is not intelligent. [Puck Daddy]
- Scores [TSN]
- Outer space is a place with a bunch of weird shit. Yeah. [Cracked]
- Ever want to watch every single Itch
Amateur Hour is still in full effect for this fan, courtesy of Hat Trick.