Now would be a good time for some Ibuprofen and a gatorade.

After you read the links, which I'll keep brief, go back to sleep and then catch the prospect read after sleeping it off some more.

Blues News:

• Jaden Schwartz. Merchandising. Plaid. Chew your gum. Other Spaceballs references. Blues win. [STLToday]

Hockey News:

• Do I ever miss new DGB? I submit that I do not. [Down Goes Brown]
• Shawn Thornton signs for two more years in Boston. [TSN]
• Steve Mason didn't know he could wear bigger pads. Steve Mason is not intelligent. [Puck Daddy]
• Scores [TSN]

Other Stuff:

• Outer space is a place with a bunch of weird shit. Yeah. [Cracked]
• Ever want to watch every single Itch

Video:

Amateur Hour is still in full effect for this fan, courtesy of Hat Trick.