While I, like the rest of you, am quite happy to see the Indian Headed-menace be ousted in the first round, I must admit, a part of me was actually hoping we could see them in an epic Blues vs. Blackhawks Western Conference Final. Granted, some of my personal friendships with Hawks fans might have taken a severe blow, but it still would've been a hell of a way to spend a couple weeks!
Also, I was hoping such an event would allow me to post this idea I'd been kicking around for some time. But, there's no use in waiting until next year to kick them when their down, I give you:
Top 11 Words or Phrases Patrick Kane Doesn't Know the Meaning Of:
11. Modesty
10. Tipping
9. Back-checking
8. Upper body strength
7. Designated driver (I'm sorry, that's from Top 11 Phrases Jonathan Toews Doesn't Know the Meaning Of.)
6. Designated driver (Ok, here we go!)
5. Sorry
4. Not over stick handling at the blue line so he doesn't force his teammates to go offside.
3. Moderation
2. Passing
1. No
Have any others? List them below to celebrate how we don't have to hear that goddamn song another six months!