This list may also be known as: 5 reasons why I am not a professional sports journalist.
1. If things start going badly, who is going to martyr themselves and give Quick a good Courtnalling?
3. Did Chevrolet secretly sponsor the Kings from 1988-98?
4. Are LAKings the droppings of Lakers?
5. Did you know that Drew Doughty is an anagram of Dog Turd Whey?