Heeey Laaadies: What's Our Alternative To The Playoff Beard?

This is Shea Weber after 30 minutes of not shaving. Ladies, hopefully none of us can pull this off.

This quandary pops up every year all across the Internet come playoffs time: how do girls get to participate in the playoff beard phenomenon? There are a few of us over here on Game Time, and while we're not able to participate in the best/worst playoff beard contest that's going on around here I'm sure that we'd like to be able to outwardly show our support for the Blues.

The thing is -- how? If you're able to grow a beard, ladies, for the love of God and all that is holy, continue your personal hygiene and don't grow one. Guys can grow things and still be considered hygienic. Ladies, not so much. Let's not hop into a time machine to 1977 on this. It's tough to do the whole no leg shaving thing considering a) it's spring and people will see and b) you probably won't start any conversations that way since people will turn and walk the opposite direction.

So, basically, what do we do? Suggestions por favor. If there's an agreement around these here parts perhaps we can also have a li'l contest with no prize going. Because, really, who needs prizes when you can be obnoxious?

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