So yesterday brought Tim Thomas' Facebook, Alexander Semin's contract, and Logan Couture’s Twitter, but today brings us the Olypmics and my abridged drinking game.

Drink One:

• You hear the Olympic Theme Song
  
• "Is It October Yet?"
  
• You curse at NBC for their impossible to find sister site
  
• Someone refers to the Summer Games as "fitting for ESPN OCHO"
  
• You hum the Olympic Theme Song
  

Drink Two:

• You think you can throw a javelin further
  
• "Is It October Yet?"
  
• The wrong flag is displayed (woops)
  
• You wish one, just one, dive was a cannonball
  
• You start quoting Anchorman
  
• You get distracted by how muscular those quads of the table tennis guys are.
  

Finish Yo' Drink:

• You wonder why you're watching Table Tennis
• "Is It October Yet?"
  
• You daydream about that Olympic moment that touched you
  
• AMURIKA WINS GOLD.
• Hell, down another when America wins and Canada places second!

Video:

And drink one for every year of your age mulitplied by the number of minutes left in the video when you start sobbing. That's 24 x 5 for me. I will spread them out over the next week.