Lockout this, lockout that, ladida-dida-dida. Snore. Look, I know it's not as easy as it sounds to agree on which millionaires deserve to get even wealthier, the players or the owners. It's just such a complpicated subject, and I'm sure some of you think it's really interesting. But personally, I'm getting more and more apathetic about it all. I couldn't care less about escrow percentages, who's to blame for what, who's the biggest greedball of them all, or Gary Bettman's ugly rat face.

But I digress. Let's just agree that this photo of Alexander Steen playing for Modo in the Swedish Elite League is pretty fucking funny. Why does no 9 in black (Brynäs) look so worried? Is Steeners shot really so powerful that everyone has to block it? Why does Steenroller look like he really has to go to the toilet? Has he eaten too much pickled herring? Can you?! And what's with all the damned ads on the jerseys? Your suggestions in the comments.