I threw these together while renewing my electronic subscription. If you got any others throw them in the comments.
1 Some StL "writers" that actual understand hockey
2 Player X is in the best shape of their life and ready for the season
3 Where else can you find words like cock-fuckery?
4 Do it for Nicolay
5 What else will I read to my daughter at bed time?
6 Because you're drinking the Blues koolaid and it smells of rum and blue curacao.
7 Red Beresen cowboy reads it and I like that guy's style
8 Player Y is dissapointed by last season and looking hungry
9 In true Spinal Tap form their lists go to 11
10 With their help we can stop cotton eyed joe
11 Spending an hour reading it at work is the most productive I get on game day