Sidney Crosby: 2 SOG, 2 PIM, 0 PTS, 22:35 TOI
David Backes just shut down one of the premier forwards in the NHL. Take it to the bank.
I love you Tim, but this 75 word shit is the reason I stick to the Facebook group. Even Twitter needs only 140 characters or less.
In other news, I was at work a couple of nights ago and a box car with a perfect spray painting of Yosemite Sam went by me and it pure comic book though cloud, it said, "FUCK DETROIT." Per company policy and federal law, my phone was turned off and put away. Even if I had it on, I would have been hard pressed to take a good picture.