Perhaps the natural train of progression means that they'll look good tonight against the Toronto Maple Leafs. The currently captain-free Maple Leafs, as Dion Phaneuf's been suspended for two games for a hit from behind on Boston's Kevan Miller. Wait. "Kevan?" Is that a made up name like "Jhonny?"
Jhonny is a real name? Hm.
Anyway, you have a lot of snarking about not having Phaneuf out there lumbering about makes the Leafs a better team. Not sure if that's the case, but him being out certainly isn't going to help their shots against count. In their 5-2 loss to the Bruins, they allowed 39 shots and blocked 12. In the game before that, against the Ottawa Senators, they allowed a remarkable 50 shots on goal, and managed to win 4-3 in the shootout because the Sens aren't very good this year.
The real problem with Phaneuf being suspended is that I don't have an excuse to embed this:
Oops, I just did. Good luck getting that out of your head.
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