Just Fuck the L.A. Kings. Fuck them hard with a railing or something with a sharp pointy end and lots of thorns and other not so pleasant shit. I feel like every game against LA should henceforth be known as the Shitting the bed Series.
The St. Louis Blues let in 2 goals in the first period and according to Home Boy Stats man had 22 hits laid upon their bodies by the Kings. The Blues Play was reckless and pretty much without any of the toughness and tenacity we have grown accustom to seeing form the St. Louis Blues. The second period would see the Kings take a 3-0 lead with yet again no response from the club from Saint Louis. Had I had some form of alcohol this game really would have driven me to drink because just damn. Everything about the team from LA just infuriates every fiber of my fucking tiny little girlish being. The third period wasn’t much better as the boys in blue were drilled in every form and in every position by everything but an actual stick up the ass. BUT Holy Shit at 5:54 they scored a mother fucking goal. SEE KEVIN SHATTENKIRK IS WORTH A DAMN!
With :16 seconds left Vladimir Tarasenko put another puck in the back of the fucking net.
They fucking show up with 5 minutes left in the game. Not okay St. Louis Blues. NOT. FUCKING. OKAY. SHOW THE FUCK UP FOR A FULL SIXTY MINUTES FOR GOD SAKES!
I am going to bed now. Fuck LA and their Late starts. I can't give any Silver linings bull shit tonight, just not in the mood.
Three Stars of the Game
THIRD: The Unused Sticks in the rack, Not the St. Louis Blues
SECOND: The extra Pucks in the Freezer, Not the St. Louis Blues
FIRST: Defiantly Not the Motherfucking St. Louis Blues
Bluenotes from Twitter
There's 40 minutes left and the #StLBlues aren't royally fucked like they were on Friday afternoon after one period, so there's . . . that.— Tyler Atwood (@KingDonutI) December 3, 2013
Home stats-keeper has the Kings at 22 hits already in one period .... well, this is the town of special effects ....— Timothy Cron (@CrossCheckRaise) December 3, 2013
Every day until Friday: "THE BLUES ARE THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!!!" Now: "This team doesn't stand a chance in the playoffs!" JFC— St Bluenatic Chris (@Bluenatics) December 3, 2013
Some guy in Nashville, can't speak English but heard I was from st Louis and keeps yelling @tara9191 ..... Then he bought around. . .— Angella Sharpe (@AngellaSharpe) December 3, 2013
Ah, so I've woken up now! What have I missed?! *check's score* ...never mind. #stlblues— Marcus E Pettersson (@erderuft) December 3, 2013
I'm pretty sure the Kings don't have fans, and everyone in the stands are actors hired to make it look like they have fans. #stlblues— Hitch's Hat (@HitchsHat) December 3, 2013
Blues fans are really upset about how Kings fans act at STAPLES, when they should really be upset about how their team plays at STAPLES.— Jack Wilson (@JACKaWILSON) December 3, 2013
We need to use Senko more, the russians killed off their Czars, the kings cant be much different, right? #STLblues— Samuel McKinney (@Samuelkent) December 3, 2013
Tweet of the Night
Fuck this. I'm staying up, but I hate you Blues #stlblues— Grant Sales (@grantsales) December 3, 2013