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Blues News:

• 1,000 games for Redden under his belt. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [NHL]

• Interesting theory, Hitchcock. [M Live]
• For Blues' fans Elliott's name is still more difficult to spell than Mrazek. [SI]

Hockey News:

• Hockey on the frozen Imjin River. Super cool. [Haps]
• Predicting the roster for Sochi. [USA Today]
• SI's Team USA Olympic roster forecast. Compare with USA Today's. [SI.com]
• College games outside in Nebraska! BRB watching Mystery, Alaska. [US News]
• Watch Raffi Torres have to fight because of the code. [USA Today]
• You know, it's finally time I grab Dunkin Donuts and go Tim Thomas hunting in CO Springs. [The Boston Globe]
• No longer just skating up the wing and shooting, Phil Kessel scores. [CBC Sports]

Drink:

• No doubt you've heard about Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout by now. 25 pounds of roasted bull testicles in each batch. [Examiner]

Video:

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