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Top 11 Reasons the SLGT paper is late today

  1. All of them have separate full time jobs

  2. They are camped out at the hospital paparazzi style to get a shot of the Oshie baby

  3. They took the news of Tarasenko a little too hard

  4. The printer, Juan Mallagher, is Irish and he spent today gorged on corned beef and Red Breast whisky

  5. With the Blues winning they ran out of things to bitch about

  6. Brad Lee emailed the paper to his coworkers distribution on accident and has been trapped in mandatory HR meetings

  7. They got really confused by a Monday Blues game

  8. Too many of the writers are waiting to make bail in a Nashville prison, allegedly

  9. Microsoft autocorrected the paper to Winnipeg Jorts and they were worried that too many south city readers would be confused.

  10. Somebody told them it was hip to be fashionably late.

  11. Accidentally put green beer die in the copier’s toner slot.



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