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Wedding Day Revue.

The Bride and Groom , or, Romance at 140 Characters - B26 Photography

As you know, or should fucking know by now, St. Louis Game Time's own Tyler Atwood, aka Donut King, married Kate, aka BluesMay this past Saturday in an awesome ceremony in middle earth, aka Middle of Missouri.

There were many in attendance, including a few Game Timers. Mostly in the wedding party.

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See? L-R = Jeff, Sara, Myself, Robb, Ann, Duke, Tyler's best man and honorary
member Kyle, The Groom (aka Tyler, aka Donut King), The Bride (aka Kate, aka
BluesMay), and finally, last but least, CCR (aka Tim). The whole staff of the St. Louis
Game Time's Prospect Department was also in attendance, but he was unable to
stay for this unplanned gathering late into the starlit night in Middle Earth.

After the festivities, like dinner, cake, dance, gib gab and Pomp and Circumstance, who was left?

Well, I'll tell you, simply put, just us Game Timers.

After 2/3rds of a ginormous bottle of Jameson was consumed, as well as most of the bottle of Fireball Whisky, and many many many beers, the time was upon us. It was time for the reading of the Top Eleven. Kate and Tyler and the Game Timers listened.

Top Eleven things Kate will have to tolerate from Tyler.

11. LOUD NOISES.

10. Lots and lots of fucking curse words.

09. Having to care for an old man. Because you know, Tyler is old.

08. Endless repetitive stories about how he hurt his knee in college and how he got his nickname.

07. Wherever you guys go, it'll only be 'a block away.'

06. Being referred to as "The Kids" by CCR and myself.

05. His other love. Jerome Iginla.

04. "Honey, I can't, I gotta do that damn podcast."

03. "Honey, I can't. I gotta do the damn links."

02. More god damn fucking curse words.

01. LOUD FUCKING NOISES ! ! !

Let's all congratulate Tyler and Kate on their marriage and the newest adventure they are undertaking.

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Photo via their photographers, Brittney Stein & Brei Bird.

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