Overrated team's crybaby fan has a meltdown because he's finally realizing that their goaltending isn't good enough to make it through the playoffs. Excuse me as I pour out a 40 for them.
Check out this exerpt:
Have a Fresca and deal with this: With 14 games left, the Detroit Red Wings have no idea who their starting goalie is going to be. Oh and you just shut your whore mouth if you want to sit there and tell me it’s going to be a home/away rotation. I don’t care what Uncle Mike is saying or what Digger is believing it. It won’t happen because it wouldn’t work.
"So, umm, Ozzie. We dig you and you’re our starter...but only on the road because we don’t have confidence you’ll win at the Joe so you go ahead and trot your happy ass out there for Game 3. See you in a few days. Meanwhile...Conk, you big bastard. You’re our starter. At home. Not on the road. Not quite sure you can hack it. So get out there. Get out there and win those first two because I’m sitting your ass when we take this thing to Dallas."
It makes no difference. Really. It makes no motherfu**ing difference because...honestly?....neither goalie is good enough. That’s that. And that’s all. Neither one. You know. I dig Malik. I do. But holy mother of fu**....this?