blues-one-act-theater Stories - St. Louis Game Time
Blues One Act Theater: Where'd Who Go?
Late Saturday night... Andy. . . Andy . . . Are you okay? What hurts buddy? Mr. Myxzptlk? Oh boy. Did I score? Well.... I've seen this before, Ray, that means he's fine. Actually, I've seen this before, and recently. What this actually means is that..... Hey...
One Act Theater: Dave Checketts needs some money
Well now that Towerbrook is pulling out, it looks like we need some money. I guess it's time to call some of my friends. Hullie here ... who the fuck is this? Oh ... umm hello Brett. It's Dave Checketts. Who? Dave Checketts. I own the Blues. We have had two nights to honor you. We retired your...
David Backes Wants Your A. Among Other Things.
In a story widely reported this week, veteran Blues forward Keith Tkachuk returned to the lineup from injury this week only to find that the A that designates his alternate/assistant captaincy on the team would not be returned to him. The A had made a jump from his inactive jersey onto the shoulder...
Meeting The Psychiatrist: Blues One Act Theater
Andy Murray enters the locker room and makes an announcement... Gentlemen, as our home stand hasn't exactly gotten off to a stupendous beginning, we've decided to bring in a sports psychology expert to talk to everyone about our struggles. He'll be meeting with you individually. First up, Patrik...
Blues One Act Theater: It's Time For A Wake Up Call
A figure enters the Blues locker room.... I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your new senior drill instructor. I am your new mother. I am your new father. I am your whole goddamn world from now on. If you ladies survive my training, if you go on to play again for the Blues, you will be a weapon. You...
Postcards From The Blues
It's been a long, lonely summer for Blues fans, but we're right around the corner from months of too many drinks, too little sleep and (probably) a lot more cursing. We know we're happy to move into the fall so we can start talking hockey full-time again and stop pretending like we care about...
Mock Arbitration: Roman Polak
We were intrigued by the completely made up mock arbitration that the guys over at Japers' Rink did for Milan Jurcina not too long ago. Well, intrigued that Milan Jurcina was actually still in the league anyway. As for the actual arbitration write up, we thought, "Pretty cool, and damn those guys...
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