By Brad Lee
Â Hey guys, did you hear the news? Eric Brewer must have blown a circuit board. The cyborg's going on the shelf again!Â You know how much Murray hates playing Matt Walker two gamesÂ in a row, so I bet they'reÂ calling up a defenseman. Granted, I didn't have any points in 19 games last year, but I think St. Louis is ready for the beginning of the Roman Empire!
Â No way they're calling you up, you dumb Polak. Everybody knows the ogranization has big plans for the Woywitkanator. Larry Pleau demanded I was included inÂ the trade for Pronger instead of a young promising forward. Brewer obviously can't handle the pressure. But I can. They're going to call me up.
Â Hey guys, you'll never guess where I'm going!
Â Â Crap.