DETROIT - In another blow to the Motor City's tarnished image, Detroit pushed past St. Louis to become the nation's most dangerous city, according to a private research group's controversial analysis of annual FBI crime statistics.
In perhaps unrelated news, Detroit is considering changing its name from hockey town to hack and slash town, and the team's new promo is "bring a friend, and if he doesn't get out alive, he is free" which joins the already popular, free bullet when the red wings score 5 promotion