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the three scratches

We three d of the Blues are
healthy scratches we watch from afar.
From the press box, in our dress socks
soon we'll all head to the bar.

 Oh, team of wonder, team of might,
 team with dreams of stanley bright,
 as the game's proceeding, still we're leading,
 and we all have zero ice time tonight

I was traded for Pronger,
a move that couldnt go wronger,
so now the blues pay for me to valet
as i watch the kids play much stronger

i was worth Chris pronger just 2 years ago

 Oh, team of wonder, team of might,
 team with dreams of stanley bright,
 as the game's proceeding, still we're leading,
 and we all have zero ice time tonight.

Freeagent offer was tendered to me;
we've yet to met, my name is mckee.
dinged and patched, now healthy scratched,
blues season high game 33.

when i close my eyes, i'm actually playing

 Oh, team of wonder, team of might,
 team with dreams of stanley bright,
 as the game's proceeding, still we're leading,
 and we all have zero ice time tonight

matt's my name, sitting's my game;
but i don't make the bucks or have all the fame.
my uniform is so shiney and new,
when the team loses I'm never to blame.

could be worse, i could be jeff woywitka

 Oh, team of wonder, team of might,
 team with dreams of stanley bright,
 as the game's proceeding, still we're leading,
 and we all have zero ice time tonight.

Glorious season still fresh and hot,
The team currently has its play off spot.
from St. louis to old Morocco;
let this game give us all free tacos!.

 Oh, team of wonder, team of might,
 team with dreams of stanley bright,
 as the game's proceeding, still we're leading,
 and we all have zero ice time tonight