11: His defense partner is not Chris Pronger
10: Just because your last name is Brewer doesn't make you one.
09: Defensemen are still allowed to score more than 6 goals a year
8: Stateside, international gold medals are worth the same as those free aol online introductory offer disks.
Â 07: 3.5 million dollars a year is a lot of money.
06: The Bluenote code does NOT say the less you make as a defenseman, the better youÂ play.
05: You could have madeÂ us forget we lost Pronger when we got you for well over two years.
04: The referees have not gotten tired of calling holding penalties yet.
03: How to fight.
02: When you try to clear the zone, the puck should leave your stick travelingÂ faster than 3 MPH
01: Being Andy Murray's go-to-guy after Salvadore only gets you so much.... 17 million.