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By Childhood TraumaÂ

For those two people who are a fan of Coach Q, the Blues, the Avs, and "The Wiz"....


Q’s lament has followed him a mile high and he is, once again, talking [singing] to himself:


It wouldn’t be a bummer


to while away the summer


or to hang out at the spa


and the Cup - I’d be a-cleaning


if you understand my meaning


if I only had a Roy


Q's Dream



I'd unravel ev'ry defense


without any pretense


and the fans would go “Hurrah!”


with all the stops he'd be making


out of the fire would be my bacon


if I only had a Roy.


And the name o' Roman Turek


surely wouldn't make my knee jerk


and I could give Mike Kitchen more work


cos Lord Stanley's such a perk.


My career has one big flaw


like a lobster sans a claw


I could never grab it all


but I'd yell and be merry


a reg'lar Gaylord Perry


if I only had a Roy--- whoa!