By Childhood TraumaÂ
For those two people who are a fan of Coach Q, the Blues, the Avs, and "The Wiz"....
Q’s lament has followed him a mile high and he is, once again, talking [singing] to himself:
It wouldn’t be a bummer
to while away the summer
or to hang out at the spa
and the Cup - I’d be a-cleaning
if you understand my meaning
if I only had a Roy
I'd unravel ev'ry defense
without any pretense and the fans would go “Hurrah!â€
with all the stops he'd be making out of the fire would be my bacon if I only had a Roy.
And the name o' Roman Turek
surely wouldn't make my knee jerk and I could give Mike Kitchen more work cos Lord Stanley's such a perk.
My career has one big flaw like a lobster sans a claw I could never grab it all but I'd yell and be merry a reg'lar Gaylord Perry if I only had a Roy--- whoa!