...That You're A Predators fan?
· Your rottweiler loves float trips.
· You pat your beer gut and say “when you have a tool like mine, you gotta build a shed over itâ€.
· Because you drove here in your meth lab.
· Because your moustache hasn’t progressed past ‘wispy’.
· Kid’s bottle is filled with Pepsi
· The tattoo of your mother looks like a picture of your father. If he had fewer teeth.
· Statement. Woo! Statement. Woo! Question? Woo! False statement. Woo!
· Your “personalized†jersey has your name and the number “69†written on the back in marker.
· Your eight-year-old just gave me the finger.
· You think it’s not DUI if you’re driving your lawnmowerÂ