...That You're A Predators fan?
Â·Â Your rottweiler loves float trips.
Â·Â You pat your beer gut and say â€œwhen you have a tool like mine, you gotta build a shed over itâ€.
Â·Â Because you drove here in your meth lab.
Â·Â Because your moustache hasnâ€™t progressed past â€˜wispyâ€™.
Â·Â Kidâ€™s bottle is filled with Pepsi
Â·Â The tattoo of your mother looks like a picture of your father.Â If he had fewer teeth.
Â·Â Statement. Woo!Â Statement. Woo!Â Question?Â Woo! False statement. Woo!
Â·Â Your â€œpersonalizedâ€ jersey has your name and the number â€œ69â€ written on the back in marker.
Â·Â Your eight-year-old just gave me the finger.
Â·Â You think itâ€™s not DUI if youâ€™re driving your lawnmowerÂ