By the Answer Man
Hereâ€™s a rundown on the Answer Man. I get so many requests about these things so I figured this could be almost like the Answer Man FAQ. This is a list of my favorite things in life to hopefully give you an inside glimpse into my world. It will also help explain some of the references in my articles. I will also update as I see fit.
Location- North Freaking County
Dress- Zubas, Tank Tops, A-shirts, Black Concert Tâ€™s, Fanny Pack and white high tops. In the summer you can find me in a pair of jorts (aka jean shorts). I used to have a brand new Blues Fanny Pack but it was snatched from his ride. There is still $4 reward along with a GT Shirt and a bag of pork rinds upon its safe return.
My Ride- A very fly 1984 Camaro
Who I live with- Mom aka â€œAnswer Momâ€. Donâ€™t mess with her. She is tougher then Brian Sutter and Chuck Norris.
Favorite Team- The Blues of course. No other sport exists outside of hockey and Blues hockey at that.
Favorite all time player- Brian Sutter and Garth Butcher is a close second
Favorite Activity- Number One, fighting in my Senior Rec League. A very close second is watching Blues hockey. I also enjoy cruising North Lindberg in the fly â€™84 Camaro.
What position do I play on my team- My position is left wing but my role is total enforcer.
Occupation- I have my hand in several ventures. They include but are not limited to: pork rind spokesman, discount karate instructor, live bait distributor, personal trainer, spiritual advisor, wedding DJ and Bad Ass MC.
Who do I hang out with- The AMC or Answer Man Crew. Members include but are not limited to: Snuffy (AMC Consigliere), John the Gazelle, Punk Rock Dave, DF â€œThe Flashâ€, Gallagher, Pattie_C, The Golden Gopher (aka Double G), Bill The Thrill and BA Charlie. The AMC is quite exclusive. Please donâ€™t inquire about membership. Youâ€™ll know if you are in. Once you are in, you can never leave, ever.
Favorite Beer- Busch and make â€˜em Tall Boys. Number one rule, donâ€™t drink and drive. No one wins at that game.
How much do you bench- 265 at last max attempt. Iâ€™ll hit 300 by the end of â€™07.
Are you single- There is always room for more ladies. I refer to my ladies as the Answer-ettes. Too many to count and always more welcomed aboard. Also, my momâ€™s house has a walk out basement so if they are shy, they can always leave through the basement door.
Favorite color- Camo
Doobie Brothers are Americaâ€™s Sweethearts.
Smoking is for the birds
Proper Nutrition is key. Garbage in equals garbage out, you know.
Hugs Not Drugs
LETâ€™S GO BLUES!!!!!!