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Top 11 Ways Tony La Russa Kills Time at Stop Lights

11: looks for a bottle opener

10: visualizes a healthy center fielder

09: thinks up names to call Scott Rolen

08: catches 40 winks

07: makes fun of his new medicine that said not to operate machinery until you knew how it would affect you

06: sends telepathic messages to Kreskin


05: listens to the Texas Swing Masters- Asleep at the Wheel

04: realizes with horror that you can’t always make it to Vickers

03: Neuters some small animals

02: Meets some of Florida’s finest

01: Reflects on the good old days when he didn’t fall asleep at 8 p.m. every night