11: Every time I see T.J., I look for the hooker. But nada. Not even an Adrian Zmed sighting
10: Every time his team scores, everyone on the ice does a victory lap.
09: Did I mention that the lap ends with a Howie Mandel style knuckle rap with his goalie?
08: Their opponent brought a guy in a bald eagle suit who could skate; they brought an octet of pom-pom girls who couldnâ€™t
07: His teamâ€™s colors are Kermit the Frog green and white-bread white
06: Just likeÂ some AtlantaÂ or DallasÂ Â yahoos, their fans yell something during the national anthem
05: Unlike the other yahoos, the word they yell isnâ€™t actually in our anthem.
04: Their bandâ€™s fight song is by Gary Glitter. If you donâ€™t know why that is evil you can figure it out here
03: Any college that teaches its athletes to spell â€œtwosâ€ t-o-e-w-s need to be investigated
02: I knew they were a member of the NCAA; I did NOT know that stood for No Consuming Alcohol Allowed!!!
01: As far as I can tell his teamâ€™s name is Battling Rhonda or Punching Judy or some such.