By Answer Man
11.Â Donâ€™t approach me with your foolish story of when you have been hurt. Nine times out of 10 mine is worse and yours is VERY weak.
10. Luckily Iâ€™m used to typing with one hand and being on the internet.
9. I enjoy giving myself â€œThe Strangerâ€ from time to time. Well, this is a whole new level now.
8. I know there are Fruits in my Rec. League taking liberties with my guys. I warn you all right now, Iâ€™ll make a list and catch up to you. Take that to the bank.
7. Having a busted arm has temporarily removed my ability to pleasure the Answer-ettes. Everyone suffers.
6. Having a broken arm drastically takes away my ability to Air Guitar.
5. My new t-shirt idea: â€œI went to Canada and all I got was this stupid broken armâ€.
4. Taking hockey away from me is like taking the â€œslapâ€ away from the townâ€™s number one pimp.
3. If I donâ€™t clean my pits for a few days, things get â€œdiceyâ€.
2. With only one arm Iâ€™m still tougher then 99% of the Euros in the NHL.
1. If anyone sees Jamal Mayers at the gym, tell him Iâ€™ll be back in July and he and I can hit the weights then.